Fic: Golden Girls

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1. Allergic Reaction
2. Amputation
3. Broken Bone
4. Bruises

5. Cancer
6. Cold/flu/fever
7. Concussion
8. Crushing Injury

9. Drowning
10. Electric Shock
11. Frostbite/hypothermia
12. Heat exhaustion/stroke

13. Infection
14. Minor annoyances - papercut, hangnail,
stubbed toe, motion sickness
15. Neurological disorder - epilepsy, spinal cord
damage, stroke, migraines,
clinical depression...
16. Puncture/Laceration - bullet wounds,
stabbing, impalement

17. Psychological trauma
18. Sensory loss/impairment
19. Skin disorders - boils, pox, rash, poison ivy...
20. Sleep disorders - sleep dep, narcolepsy,
jet lag, snoring

21. Sprained or Strained muscle
22. Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix,
plastic surgery
23. Writer's Choice
24. Writer's Choice

Title: Adventures of Monkey Boy and Moron Girl.
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Prompt: 2 Amputation
Claim: General Golden Girls
Rating: Mature Adults.
Genre: Humor
Summary: Rose at her best.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.

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