Torchwood: An Exercise in Frustration, Parts 1 and 2 (Jack/Ianto)
Title: An Exercise in Frustration
Characters: Jack/Ianto (with the team and a Weevilette)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 9044 (both parts together)
Categorize this story as: PWP, Aliens Made Them Do It with very mild kink (spanking)
Prompt: Writer's Choice: Priapism
Spoilers: Cyberworman and Countrycide to be sure. Possibly anything else before Countrycide, but not after.
Notes: The link at the end of part 2 is live and relevant, but do not click on it at work. It's R rated at best. If you can't click on the link, just mouse-over the link and read the URL... it's pretty clear what the video is about from it. ;)
Summary: Something comes up while Ianto is archiving some random artifacts. Problem is, it won't go back down again.
Let me show you my table... my table, let me show you it...
1. Allergic Reaction
2. Amputation
3. Broken Bone
4. Bruises
5. Cancer
6. Cold/flu/fever
7. Concussion
8. Crushing Injury
9. Drowning
10. Electric Shock
11. Frostbite/hypothermia
12. Heat exhaustion/stroke
13. Infection
14. Minor annoyances - papercut, hangnail,
stubbed toe, motion sickness
15. Neurological disorder - epilepsy, spinal cord
damage, stroke, migraines,
clinical depression...
16. Puncture/Laceration - bullet wounds,
stabbing, impalement
17. Psychological trauma
18. Sensory loss/impairment
19. Skin disorders - boils, pox, rash, poison ivy...
20. Sleep disorders - sleep dep, narcolepsy,
jet lag, snoring
21. Sprained or Strained muscle
22. Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix,
plastic surgery
23. Writer's Choice - We'll call this a... *ahem* circulation disorder.
An Exercise in Frustration, Part 1 and Part 2
24. Writer's Choice
Characters: Jack/Ianto (with the team and a Weevilette)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 9044 (both parts together)
Categorize this story as: PWP, Aliens Made Them Do It with very mild kink (spanking)
Prompt: Writer's Choice: Priapism
Spoilers: Cyberworman and Countrycide to be sure. Possibly anything else before Countrycide, but not after.
Notes: The link at the end of part 2 is live and relevant, but do not click on it at work. It's R rated at best. If you can't click on the link, just mouse-over the link and read the URL... it's pretty clear what the video is about from it. ;)
Summary: Something comes up while Ianto is archiving some random artifacts. Problem is, it won't go back down again.
Let me show you my table... my table, let me show you it...
1. Allergic Reaction
2. Amputation
3. Broken Bone
4. Bruises
5. Cancer
6. Cold/flu/fever
7. Concussion
8. Crushing Injury
9. Drowning
10. Electric Shock
11. Frostbite/hypothermia
12. Heat exhaustion/stroke
13. Infection
14. Minor annoyances - papercut, hangnail,
stubbed toe, motion sickness
15. Neurological disorder - epilepsy, spinal cord
damage, stroke, migraines,
clinical depression...
16. Puncture/Laceration - bullet wounds,
stabbing, impalement
17. Psychological trauma
18. Sensory loss/impairment
19. Skin disorders - boils, pox, rash, poison ivy...
20. Sleep disorders - sleep dep, narcolepsy,
jet lag, snoring
21. Sprained or Strained muscle
22. Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix,
plastic surgery
23. Writer's Choice - We'll call this a... *ahem* circulation disorder.
An Exercise in Frustration, Part 1 and Part 2
24. Writer's Choice