[fic] Home improvement (Thursday Next), by dastier
1. Allergic Reaction
2. Amputation
3. Broken Bone
4. Bruises
5. Cancer
6. Cold/flu/fever
7. Concussion
8. Crushing Injury
9. Drowning
10. Electric Shock
11. Frostbite/hypothermia
12. Heat exhaustion/stroke
13. Infection
14. Minor annoyances - papercut, hangnail,
stubbed toe, motion sickness
15. Neurological disorder - epilepsy, spinal cord
damage, stroke, migraines,
clinical depression...
16. Puncture/Laceration - bullet wounds,
stabbing, impalement
17. Psychological trauma
18. Sensory loss/impairment
19. Skin disorders - boils, pox, rash, poison ivy...
20. Sleep disorders - sleep dep, narcolepsy,
jet lag, snoring
21. Sprained or Strained muscle
22. Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix,
plastic surgery
23. Writer's Choice
24. Writer's Choice
Prompt # 4: Bruises
Title: Home improvement
Rating: G
Fandom: Thursday Next
Disclaimer: not mine but Jasper Fforde's.