1. Allergic Reaction 2. Amputation 3. Broken Bone 4. Bruises 5. Cancer
6. Cold/flu/fever
7. Concussion
8. Crushing Injury
9. Drowning
10. Electric Shock
11. Frostbite/hypothermia
12. Heat exhaustion/stroke
13. Infection
14. Minor annoyances - papercut, hangnail,
stubbed toe, motion sickness
15. Neurological disorder - epilepsy, spinal cord
damage, stroke, migraines,
clinical depression...
16. Puncture/Laceration - bullet wounds,
stabbing, impalement
17. Psychological trauma
18. Sensory loss/impairment
19. Skin disorders - boils, pox, rash, poison ivy...
20. Sleep disorders - sleep dep, narcolepsy,
jet lag, snoring
21. Sprained or Strained muscle
22. Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix,
plastic surgery
23. Writer's Choice
24. Writer's Choice
Title: Just One of The Guys
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Prompt: 4 Bruises
Claim: General Golden Girls
Rating: Mature Adults
Genre: Humor
Summary: Sophia should have known, Dorothy always did like sports.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.
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