health announcement

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hello... i just wrote this in a mail, and thought i might share it.

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dear valued costumer of our medical products,

we hereby inform you, that our most recent product lately showed some sideeffects that caused our head department some cuts in the budget and some of our workers a new work environment.

[comment by newssock]as we all followed in the newspapers and in this tabloid were the court process's country-wide known, as well as the ammounts of money that were sued from the company [/comment]

we therefore inform you, our valid customer, that some of the sideeffects may include (but not exclusively):
-heavy thoughtstorms
-headaches
-hair loss
-heart attacks
-dizzyness
-hourphobia
-henophobia
and - healthophobia

therefore we advise you not to tale the medical product, you recently purchased, if you have:
-hutsonriverthougts
-houstonbrains
-hair
-heartshaped ears
-delights
-hourglasses
-hens
or -health problems in general

with well wishes and friendly greetings

your service team of www.medicalH.com

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warning for trance - u may become dizzy - u may fall down, u may be overrun by a truck.
dont be in a trance. health care is that simple folks.