Your ugly is 2 days long.
Entry Number One:
Word of the entry: BLAZON. Find this word in this entry. If you find it, we will bestow unto thee a prize of grand proportions.
If you wanted to do cosmetic surgery on our livejournal, it would take you forty eight hours (to the minute) to make it good looking.
Your life is a lie!
This is MaryBeth Kellett and Bethany Runkel. These are our adventures. So far, we have had 2 adventures together.
1) We had a light show. We decided that purple and orange are the best colors ever created! Especially for lights....for the cocoa house. Then we voyaged to the Pizza of Bravo. While there, we received tremendously incredible BOLIS! In addition, the word "incredible" was added to everyone's vocabulary! In excess! Especially Ted and MaryBeth's! The next thing happened and was good, was that we decided that we were missing out on life when we weren't friends. So, after realizing that we were awesome like Awesome Cakes (!) we decided that we had to make one. Our Awesome Cake will be a confetti cake and will have the word "Awesome!" blazoned across it in BLUE ICING! We will update on this occurance as it happens tomorrow. Moving on.
2) Clearly, this is the best livejournal you've ever come across. Aside from that, we decided to make Caramel Truffles. We also happened upon the fact that it would be rather humorous if people called us Bethany and Bethmary (pronounced "Marie") because they sound alike. We already discovered that our names were similar and the conversation went like this:
Bethany: Yo, our names are very similar.
MaryBeth: Yeah! All we'd have to do is take the Mary, put it behind the Beth, drop the M, and change the R to and N. Then, our names would be exactly the same!
Bethany: That's incredible!
Clearly, we are close friends. We also perused the World Wide Web for the meaning of Boxing Day. It's like slaves and boxes and gifts to them from their masters (it's really servants, but according to BethMary, servants = slaves). In boxes, in Canada, the UK, and other Commonwealth Nations. We also played with the Pooping Snowman. Sometimes he had a little trouble, but other times, he had diarrhea (also known as Montezuma's Revenge, the Aztec Two-Step, the Backdoor Trots, Flux or Summer Complaint). Also, the number 26 made a shining appearance twice in our night! First, we had 26 caramels in our Charmel recipe. Next, the Pooping Snowman had 26 little poops that he sometimes pooped with ease, and sometimes didn't. We were trying to get a Christmas tree with legs to fall off of the table, and we thought it would take 26 tries for the Christmas tree (Bruce the Spruce) to fall off. However, he kept stopping right before the edge of the table. And we were rather dismayed when we discovered that it only took four. He broke, and had multiple seizures due to exposure to strobe lights. That was a lie. A boldfaced lie.
P.S. We both suck at rummy. Also, we both love Mr. Robinson with all of our being. Except we think he's really weird!
Word of the entry: BLAZON. Find this word in this entry. If you find it, we will bestow unto thee a prize of grand proportions.
If you wanted to do cosmetic surgery on our livejournal, it would take you forty eight hours (to the minute) to make it good looking.
Your life is a lie!
This is MaryBeth Kellett and Bethany Runkel. These are our adventures. So far, we have had 2 adventures together.
1) We had a light show. We decided that purple and orange are the best colors ever created! Especially for lights....for the cocoa house. Then we voyaged to the Pizza of Bravo. While there, we received tremendously incredible BOLIS! In addition, the word "incredible" was added to everyone's vocabulary! In excess! Especially Ted and MaryBeth's! The next thing happened and was good, was that we decided that we were missing out on life when we weren't friends. So, after realizing that we were awesome like Awesome Cakes (!) we decided that we had to make one. Our Awesome Cake will be a confetti cake and will have the word "Awesome!" blazoned across it in BLUE ICING! We will update on this occurance as it happens tomorrow. Moving on.
2) Clearly, this is the best livejournal you've ever come across. Aside from that, we decided to make Caramel Truffles. We also happened upon the fact that it would be rather humorous if people called us Bethany and Bethmary (pronounced "Marie") because they sound alike. We already discovered that our names were similar and the conversation went like this:
Bethany: Yo, our names are very similar.
MaryBeth: Yeah! All we'd have to do is take the Mary, put it behind the Beth, drop the M, and change the R to and N. Then, our names would be exactly the same!
Bethany: That's incredible!
Clearly, we are close friends. We also perused the World Wide Web for the meaning of Boxing Day. It's like slaves and boxes and gifts to them from their masters (it's really servants, but according to BethMary, servants = slaves). In boxes, in Canada, the UK, and other Commonwealth Nations. We also played with the Pooping Snowman. Sometimes he had a little trouble, but other times, he had diarrhea (also known as Montezuma's Revenge, the Aztec Two-Step, the Backdoor Trots, Flux or Summer Complaint). Also, the number 26 made a shining appearance twice in our night! First, we had 26 caramels in our Charmel recipe. Next, the Pooping Snowman had 26 little poops that he sometimes pooped with ease, and sometimes didn't. We were trying to get a Christmas tree with legs to fall off of the table, and we thought it would take 26 tries for the Christmas tree (Bruce the Spruce) to fall off. However, he kept stopping right before the edge of the table. And we were rather dismayed when we discovered that it only took four. He broke, and had multiple seizures due to exposure to strobe lights. That was a lie. A boldfaced lie.
P.S. We both suck at rummy. Also, we both love Mr. Robinson with all of our being. Except we think he's really weird!