You people so LOUD

[2cuxi]

 The sex next door gets crazy. It's this tiny Asian girl and her boyfriend and SHIT SON do they go for the moon! That bitch is a FREAK. It's sort of awkward but entertaining. The sound goes through the vent and I can hear it in my bathroom. I KNOW we can both hear it when the other flushes the shitter because the bathrooms are back to back

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[jinkun2702]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Oh, I love freaky neighbors. The ones I had back in Jersey fought one day to the point of throwing shit against the wall and the next day they were fucking against the wall. And they LARPed while doing so.

[2cuxi]

Eh fuck the kazoo, I need a vuvuzela to be louder than them.

"Ohhhh baby oh yea....." *BRRRRRBRBRBBBBBRRRRRRRRBRRRRRBBBRRRRR*

LARP Fight Sexing! That's new!

[jinkun2702]

HAHA Get a didgeridoo!!

[2cuxi]

BLOW THIS BITCHEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!

*didgeridoo*

I gotta learn to rock one like this guy:

[2cuxi]

No joke, I'm playing this really loud in the bathroom right now.

I wonder what she must be thinking of me right now.

[the_princeling]

That's how I feel about my nasty-ass neighbors next to me. They have sex 24/7 and SCREEEEEAM down the hall so it sounds like I have a real life Brazzers Studio right next door. Hey, it's great that you want to explore your sexuality, but does the whole world need to know?

My friend and I got the idea to cheer to them on so we just scream through the walls at them like, YEAH!!!!!!!!! FUCK HER HARDER!! YOU STICK THAT COCK UP DAT ASS and stuff like that and they shut up and get mortified. Or one time Friend threatened to call the popo/security on them.

[winail]

Protip; have sex louder. Make them jelly.

[2cuxi]

Well my dude is pretty far away rn, so I'll settle with playing loud BDSM porn within earshot.

[kadaria]

I'd make a comment but...we're the loud sex neighbors D: