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2cool4europe

4TH WALL POST

Nov 16, 2009 02:08

Shit, Denmark's already--

LISTEN UP, NEWCOMERS.

If you're here, then there's compulsory service in the Prussian military! Earn your keep, brats! Staying in my city isn't a free vacation!

And, before you idiots decide to ask, no. You don't get a choice in the matter. Stop being a bunch of sissies, pick up a goddamn rifle, and answer to me!

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fuelefficient November 16 2009, 07:11:54 UTC

Prussia-san, my boss tells me I am not allowed to have a standing military. Only a self defense force.

2cool4europe November 16 2009, 07:13:51 UTC

Your boss sounds like a little girl. Ask him if he allows you to frolic in a field of flowers-- I'm sure he'll agree to something so close to his own interests.

Besides, this isn't about your military. This is mine.

fuelefficient November 16 2009, 07:15:12 UTC

[why do my former allies suck so hard]

Flowers are rather important to our culture.

I cannot join your military.

2cool4europe November 16 2009, 07:16:20 UTC

[because they don't. you're the one who sucks. sorry, man.]

Not surprising.

However, you don't get a choice in the matter.

fuelefficient November 16 2009, 07:18:29 UTC

[no YOU suck. that's why they call you east germany]

You will have to consult America-san first.

2cool4europe November 16 2009, 07:19:59 UTC

[WHAT WAS THAT? COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER BEING THE 10TH BEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD AS EAST GERMANY. BEST. COMMUNIST. EVER.]

No, I won't.

fuelefficient November 16 2009, 07:24:10 UTC

[WHAT WAS THAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER BEING THE 2ND BEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD BEHIND AMERICA. STILL AM TOO]

Unfortunately, I must refuse.

2cool4europe November 16 2009, 07:27:45 UTC

[ BEST. COMMUNIST. EVER. EVEN BETTER THAN THE USSR, THANK YOU KINDLY. ENJOY ABUSING YOUR WORKING CLASS. ]

What part of 'compulsory' do you not understand?

fuelefficient November 16 2009, 07:29:48 UTC

[I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AMERICA WITH HIGH FEES. BEAT THAT. SPEAKING OF HIGH FEES.]

For a small cost, I can build you a giant mecha which is far superior to any army that can be fielded.

1/3 2cool4europe November 16 2009, 22:17:31 UTC

Why the hell would I ever--

2cool4europe November 16 2009, 22:17:40 UTC

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2cool4europe November 16 2009, 22:17:50 UTC

How much?

1/2 fuelefficient November 16 2009, 23:58:58 UTC

Since you were previously an ally of mine, I will give you a discount.

fuelefficient November 16 2009, 23:59:21 UTC

Seven Hundred and Fifty Million American Dollars.

2cool4europe November 17 2009, 00:03:44 UTC

Hell no. I'll make my own.

fuelefficient November 17 2009, 00:05:42 UTC

I see. Please be careful as I do own the copyright over many different designs. I would dislike having to take you to court.

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