XXIV [Text]
Hey, you idiots! Listen here, and listen well!
No, the ash isn’t “magic.” Nor will wallowing in it going to help you fools. It’ll stop eventually, and you’ll all find something else to whine about. However, I can assure you, the ash rain is the least of your worries.
In 1816, the year after I kicked Napoleon’s French ass back to exile (with minimal assistance from England), we had a situation similar to this. Ash rain, crazy storms, and blizzards. In the summer. The similarities here are too striking to ignore, so I suggest you all prepare for it. Stockpile foods, gather warm clothing. While we have no crops to protect, there’s still work to be done! So get off your lazy asses, and do it!
Also, stop being so fucking stupid and dying from this ash shit. It reflects badly on me. I will not have you sully the Prussian name with a lame death like that!
Oh, and Austria? Thank you for Bohemia. I’m sure it’ll fit nicely with my German Empire. Though, I now believe that I've effectively proven Prussian superiority to both you and Russia. How's your neck, Russia? Still able to breathe correctly?
No, the ash isn’t “magic.” Nor will wallowing in it going to help you fools. It’ll stop eventually, and you’ll all find something else to whine about. However, I can assure you, the ash rain is the least of your worries.
In 1816, the year after I kicked Napoleon’s French ass back to exile (with minimal assistance from England), we had a situation similar to this. Ash rain, crazy storms, and blizzards. In the summer. The similarities here are too striking to ignore, so I suggest you all prepare for it. Stockpile foods, gather warm clothing. While we have no crops to protect, there’s still work to be done! So get off your lazy asses, and do it!
Also, stop being so fucking stupid and dying from this ash shit. It reflects badly on me. I will not have you sully the Prussian name with a lame death like that!
Oh, and Austria? Thank you for Bohemia. I’m sure it’ll fit nicely with my German Empire. Though, I now believe that I've effectively proven Prussian superiority to both you and Russia. How's your neck, Russia? Still able to breathe correctly?