XXI [Text/Private (Hackable)]

[2cool4europe]

Comments

[seasaltsnack]

Wow, even I'm not that bad at locking my stuff.

[2cool4europe]

Get out, brat!

[seasaltsnack]

Why should I? You all but made it public knowledge!

[2cool4europe]

Because I'll kick your ass if you don't!

[seasaltsnack]

Oh yeah? You and what army? [ Why doesn't he know who he's talking to? ]

[2cool4europe]

The Prussian army, you idiot. My military is the most advanced in the world! I could tear you limb from limb in the blink of an eye!

1/2

[seasaltsnack]

brb breaking your soul B]bb also I lied, 2/3

[seasaltsnack]

Never heard of it.

[seasaltsnack]

But is it really that good? Your military I mean.

[2cool4europe]

Of course it is! I'm the greatest power in Europe, which basically means I'm the greatest power in the world! I've just created my massive empire after kicking Denmark, Austria, and France's asses, since they tried to stop me! None of them could withstand the Prussian military.

[seasaltsnack]

[ flkfdsjk that sounds pretty awesome, though he doesn't know what any of those places are. Or who. ]

So you're really that tough? Awesome! [ No, he's not going to stop bothering you in your 'diary', but he'll...respect you more. ]

[2cool4europe]

[You're petting his ego. He's okay with that.]

Of course I am! I've been warring since I was the Teutonic Order! That's over 700 years of constant fighting!

[seasaltsnack]

....Wow, you're old. You don't sound that old!

[2cool4europe]

I'm a country. I exist so long as my people are still 'Prussians.'

[seasaltsnack]

But you're a person, how are you a country? Countries are..land and continents and stuff like that.

[2cool4europe]

Just because I look like a person doesn't mean I am a person.