4TH WALL POST

[2cool4europe]

ALL YOU NEWCOMERS!

Don't listen to that idiot, America! This is my city, so you'd better obey my rules! Joining his army is treason!

The Prussian draft is in place! That means you're all members of the Prussian military! NOT AMERICA'S! Do me proud, you sissies!

Comments

[fried_bunny_ear]

YOU!

YOU DESERVE NO CAKE!

[2cool4europe]

Since when can you decide what I do and don't deserve, brat?! If I want cake, I'll get some fucking cake!

[fried_bunny_ear]

If you want cake, you'll have to play nicely with the other children!

And eat your peas.

[2cool4europe]

Fuck no.

[fried_bunny_ear]

Fine, then! See if I care! I just thought that you might want to see your mother happy!

[2cool4europe]

I don't have a mother.

[fried_bunny_ear]

Actually, you do, but she left us. When you were just 2 years old.

This is why I drink. 8(

[2cool4europe]

...What are you implying?

[fried_bunny_ear]

That your mother has commitment issues and I have a horrible drinking problem?

[2cool4europe]

Who are you?

[fried_bunny_ear]

I have many names.

I rather prefer Oscar Janice Pepé Yodelmen Meyer III Esq.

But a lot of people on the internet know me as Khat.

[2cool4europe]

I don't care about your name, woman. Who the fuck are you?!

[fried_bunny_ear]

You know that annoying harlot that keeps insisting you're gay?

[2cool4europe]

The sexual deviant?

[fried_bunny_ear]

Yes, her.

[2cool4europe]

And?