XVII [Text]
Why the hell does Russia appear on Easter? This isn’t funny, you filthy scientists. A holy, Christian holiday doesn’t need to be tainted by a crazy pagan like him! Now, everything is ruined! I doubt even that Oschter Haws will show up! And I want some fucking sugar bunnies. Another crusade would completely do away with this problem, but I doubt the Pope would mandate one. How lame.
Russia, if you even think about moving against my vital regions, I will not hesitate to crush you. I’m far more powerful than when we last fought during the Seven Years’ War! My military’s the greatest in the world! I don’t care if you’re from the future and believe those nonsensical theories about the fall of Prussia; I can still defeat you easily, and I’m willing to prove it! Meet me on the corner of Brebo and Horton, and I’ll show you Prussian superiority!
Hey, police, are you always this slow? I’ve been patient enough, allowing you to play your little detective games, but now I’m growing weary. I want some goddamned justice for my brother, and I want it now. A man has ties and responsibility to uphold the law so long as the law can provide protection and justice, and you idiots aren’t upholding your end of the bargain. This is how revolutions are born, and I will not tolerate a revolution in my vital regions!
England, you coward! Where are you hiding?! We have unfinished business!
Russia, if you even think about moving against my vital regions, I will not hesitate to crush you. I’m far more powerful than when we last fought during the Seven Years’ War! My military’s the greatest in the world! I don’t care if you’re from the future and believe those nonsensical theories about the fall of Prussia; I can still defeat you easily, and I’m willing to prove it! Meet me on the corner of Brebo and Horton, and I’ll show you Prussian superiority!
Hey, police, are you always this slow? I’ve been patient enough, allowing you to play your little detective games, but now I’m growing weary. I want some goddamned justice for my brother, and I want it now. A man has ties and responsibility to uphold the law so long as the law can provide protection and justice, and you idiots aren’t upholding your end of the bargain. This is how revolutions are born, and I will not tolerate a revolution in my vital regions!
England, you coward! Where are you hiding?! We have unfinished business!