Mar 10, 2009 20:00
[Text]
I’m impressed, Discedo. You’ve organized yourself a legal system. Sure, you failed miserably in convicting your first criminal, but whatever. There will be other opportunities, right? Especially with the absurd frequency of murders here.
However, I doubt your little punishment of community service will be effective. There’s no deterrent force behind cleaning up the city! You need something to strike fear into the hearts of would-be criminals! Unfortunately, capital punishment isn’t going to work. Nor is jail time. Discedo’s got no colonies, so no exile, either. A good broadsword to the neck used to solve so many problems.
So, I have a proposition:
Let’s go medieval on these criminal bitches. If one is convicted, chop off a finger or two. Hell, if it was a particularly brutal crime, chop off the whole goddamned hand!
Not only would this deter future crimes, it’ll teach all these whiny-ass sissies out there the power of law and order! God knows Discedo needs it. Plus, it’s hard to commit a second crime when you’re unable to load a gun or hold a knife, right? You know it’ll solve all these murders with no problem at all!
[Text -> Voice; German.]
Hey, Ludwig. Damn... I’ve got a favor to ask of you.
no revolutions in prussia during 1830,
listen up bitches,
need my bro,
i am the law