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[2cool4europe]

God damn. Can you guys go at least a week without killing each other? Are you really that pathetic? If you’re all so obsessed with dying, save the police the trouble and go for a nice long walk in the woods. It’ll clear that obsession right up. You’re going to force me to pass laws to control you heathens, aren’t you? Fine, then.

Discedo

Comments

[im_a_country_2]

So you're claiming Fortuna as your own?

Hey, if all this land is your's that means I own some of it right? I'll call my half NEO SEALAND! Or, or wait! UBER NEO SEALAND! Yeah!

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[2cool4europe]

What was that, little boy? Some nonsense about you being a country, was it?

[im_a_country_2]

I am a country!

[2cool4europe]

Well, you know...

If you're a country, then I have every right to invade your vital regions and seize all your land.

[im_a_country_2]

What!?

[2cool4europe]

You heard me.

[im_a_country_2]

...

[2cool4europe]

Is your army ready?

[im_a_country_2]

You have no hope against Super Gonzalez.

[2cool4europe]

....what.

[im_a_country_2]

My robot, his name is Super Ultra Gonzalez Mach 2.

[2cool4europe]

Yeah... I'm going to destroy your vital regions.

[im_a_country_2]

My people and my allies won't let you!

[2cool4europe]

Hahaha, you think that's stopped me before? Why don't you go ask Austria about his little Diplomatic Revolution. Ask how well that worked out for him.

[im_a_country_2]

Seeing as he's still a country, in the long run it must have worked out well.

[2cool4europe]

Worked out? I crushed him! Took all his lands! Humiliated his military! Broke his glasses!