IV (Text)
Surprise, guys! Remember that law I made? You know, the one about how you should stop speaking your goddamned, fairy-princess, I’m-So-Cool-Because-You-Don’t-Understand-Me languages!? Yeah, that one. It’s still in effect. Which means you’re all guilty of breaking it.
Great job at being a bunch of failures, Discedo! No wonder this place is such a dump; you people refuse to listen to the voice reason. If I were Discedo’s country and had to put up with you idiots, I’d get the hell out of here, too!
So, to keep you serfs in line, I’m taking over your police force. Congrats, officers of the law. You’ve just been enlisted in the Prussian national army. Your training starts tomorrow. Make me proud.
If anyone else would like to be a part of the most powerful, glorious, earth-shattering army ever to grace Europe, sign up here.
Finally, whoever the hell can get rid of all this goddamned mistlewhatever will be granted nobility. I’m not even kidding, I will make you a duke of something. Just tear down that shit or burn it or punch it-hell, I don’t care! Just get rid of it! And if any of you figures out who put it up, tell me. That jerk is going down.
Things wouldn’t be like this if Old Fritz were still around…
Great job at being a bunch of failures, Discedo! No wonder this place is such a dump; you people refuse to listen to the voice reason. If I were Discedo’s country and had to put up with you idiots, I’d get the hell out of here, too!
So, to keep you serfs in line, I’m taking over your police force. Congrats, officers of the law. You’ve just been enlisted in the Prussian national army. Your training starts tomorrow. Make me proud.
If anyone else would like to be a part of the most powerful, glorious, earth-shattering army ever to grace Europe, sign up here.
Finally, whoever the hell can get rid of all this goddamned mistlewhatever will be granted nobility. I’m not even kidding, I will make you a duke of something. Just tear down that shit or burn it or punch it-hell, I don’t care! Just get rid of it! And if any of you figures out who put it up, tell me. That jerk is going down.
Things wouldn’t be like this if Old Fritz were still around…