XXXIV [ Video ]

[2cool4europe]

[The post begins with Prussia fiddling with the communicator, searching the most recent posts for his brother. The setting: Denmark's apartment in Marshall.]

Ya were really eating toothpaste? [ Loud, amused, and Danish accented. Guess. In the background is a faint sizzling sound. Prussia is sitting at the table in Denmark's apartment, looking

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[ video, probably ]

[quietnorth]

[Becauase someone isn't doing French homework. Actually, funny story about that, catch me on IM later. ANYWAY. EW. German table manners.]

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Hospital.

[ okay, maybe action, idek ]

[quietnorth]

[In which case, maybe they can even be Prussian table manners. Prussia is such a rebel, isn't he? The rest of Europe loves him so much. FOREVER. No really. Okay. So like.

There is an empire in the apartment. Hello empire that is now in the apartment.

Note to self: make sure to keep little bro safe.

And. Norway is not amused. But. Did he just hear that correctly. It was in the video too, wasn't it.]

Toothpaste all that time! That's another reason why he has to go, you!

[quietnorth]

[Thanks, maybe in a bit if he actually sees it. Right now? Not so much.]

That's not the point! The kind of nutrients...and care, that isn't here.

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But you didn't kill him.

[2cool4europe]

[ Speaking up from stuffing his face, because hey, hello, he's standing right there.

Throwing a plate at you now. ]

I'll kick your ass right here and right now if I have to! There's no way in hell an idiot like you could have ever defeated me!

[2cool4europe]

[ Oh. My. God. You did not.

You so totally did not just.

Bitches and whores. All going down. ]

Don't touch me! [ Said in the most five-year-old-throwing-a-fit-ish way possible, while accompanied with Prussia jerking away like Denmark's hand was dripping in ebola. ]

I've been stuck in a goddamned bathroom after being beaten in the face with a goddamned shovel, and you are seriously thinking that you are my equal?!

[ And then he chugs his entire glass of beer. Because he's a real man. He's getting wasted in the next hour, I'm not even going to lie. And, hey, I can RP that now. ]

[quietnorth]

[Um, actually it's more like rescuing the apartment? Also his little bro. Uh, and, he is there. And was in his safe spot until clamping a hand on Denmark's shoulder. And looms.]

Shut it. There's not even an argument.

[2cool4europe]

[ Yeah, by the time Norway speaks, Prussia's half standing, fist ready for another go. But, Norway speaks and Prussia sits again. ]

Damn right, there isn't.

[ Then he looks at Denmark. ]

Get me more beer. [ Holding glass out. He'll start smacking it against the table if you don't refill it soon. Prussian military was known for its bad manners. ]

[quietnorth]

...Not in any way.[Wait, how much beer is there in the apartment exactly? Norway kind of stares at Prussia, then at the beer. Which he accepts. Danish generosity? It's awesome when it means free drink. And, to Denmark, in Norwegian:]

He is your guest, or other half?

[quietnorth]

[Just going to pretend that was Norwegian, because they actually are pretty much the same thing what, at least with single word responses, idek.]

Well, if you're going to take him in like this?

[Then to Prussia, in German, because the Hanse trolled the North for real, just ignore the accent:] Is there anything else you need?