XXXIII [Video]

[2cool4europe]

[ The video begins with Prussia (surprise!). He, strangely enough, looks serious. No cocky grins here. ]

Hey, you intellectual types. I've got a riddle for you to solve.

[ He aims the screen at two sheets of paper, flattened out on the ground. They're both blotched with blood (Prussia's blood, to be exact. Fuck you, America).

The first paper. (

Comments

1/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

[Oh god.]

2/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

[OH GOD THE MEMORIES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DO NOT WANT TO REMEMBER SHANKING PRUSSIA.

Oh god what if he's found out I'M A HERO NO ONE CAN KNOW.

Time to use good ol' American ingenuity to throw Prussia off his tracks.]

3/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

Clearly an alien language.

[2cool4europe]

Brilliant solution, America.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Think about it! Have you ever seen that type of language before on Earth? No. So it's gotta be written by someone from another planet!

[2cool4europe]

Or it's just from some bastard who enjoys confusing people.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Nope, you're wrong. Totally an alien language.

[2cool4europe]

Oh? And do you have experience in this 'Alien language'?

[libertyfuckyeah]

This one in particular? Nope. But I can try to unscramble it! I've picked up a thing or two from Tony. Where'd you get this, anyway?

[2cool4europe]

Doesn't matter.

Hopefully, you'll be less worthless than this city of pseudointellectuals. However, I'm not setting my hopes high. Especially with you.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Gotcha! I'll get to work on it as soon as I'm bored enough to do so.

[2cool4europe]

Work on it now.

[libertyfuckyeah]

But I have movies I wanna finish!

[2cool4europe]

I swear to God, I will burn every goddamn 'movies' in existence if you don't start working on this right now.

[libertyfuckyeah]

You can't burn my movies! I'm not even done editing them yet! What's the rush?!

[2cool4europe]

START WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW.