XXXIII [Video]

[2cool4europe]

[ The video begins with Prussia (surprise!). He, strangely enough, looks serious. No cocky grins here. ]

Hey, you intellectual types. I've got a riddle for you to solve.

[ He aims the screen at two sheets of paper, flattened out on the ground. They're both blotched with blood (Prussia's blood, to be exact. Fuck you, America).

The first paper. (

Comments

[mygodmyright]

Playing with cryptography, now?

[2cool4europe]

This is no game.

[mygodmyright]

I'm sure.

You ought to simplify things and find the most common glyph. Whatever that is, it most likely corresponds to 'e'.

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[2cool4europe]

...

[2cool4europe]

[ He MAY OR MAY NOT BE TAKING YOUR ADVICE. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW. ]

[2cool4europe]

And? I've got a bunch of 'e's. Great job.

[mygodmyright]

[ while it's a common cryptography strategy, it certainly won't work for this one. ]

Are you trying to be daft, or does it it come naturally? You can only have one 'e', you twit.

[2cool4europe]

It's a bunch of fucking circles and goddamned lines! You figure it out!

[mygodmyright]

Hell, no. You're lucky I even gave you a hint with that shite attitude of yours.

[2cool4europe]

Your hint was shit!

[mygodmyright]

You have the intellectual ability of a teaspoon!

[2cool4europe]

That's still a teaspoon more than you!

[mygodmyright]

I have more teaspoons than you could ever dream of having, you pitiful sod.

[2cool4europe]

You only wish!

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[mygodmyright]

I'm not the one asking the audience for their help in solving a simple puzzle.

[mygodmyright]

And honestly, 'you'll be rewarded?' I'm sure your idea of a reward is removing a year from required conscription. You've got to be more specific if you want people to take it seriously.