XXXII [Text]

[2cool4europe]

TREATY OF DISCEDO

Article 1: It is agreed that Rigsfællesskabet, the Kingdom of Denmark, Iceland, Greenland, and the Faroe Islands henceforth recognizes the right of ownership of the Kingdom of Prussia in regards to the duchies of Schleswig, Holstein, and Brechstange. It is further agreed that said territories will be restored to the Kingdom of

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Linda, I love you, I haven't used this icon in SO LONG

[tenkai_soul]

I have missed it.

[2cool4europe]

[tenkai_soul]

Whatever works, I guess...

[2cool4europe]

Admit it. It's the best treaty ever. I didn't even need Bismarck to write it!

[tenkai_soul]

It looks horrid.

[2cool4europe]

What the hell are you talking about?! Have you seen my signature?! It's amazing! Look at that 'P'!

[tenkai_soul]

If you'd spent as much time on making this not look like a farce as you did on your calligraphy then I wouldn't have said it looked horrid.

[2cool4europe]

Calligraphy is important, brat. Especially when signing documents like this. Besides, Fritz spent too long beating those goddamn letters out of me.

Where's the farce?! I get reparations, and Denmark gets the fuck off my land! It's as simple as that!

[tenkai_soul]

The farce is how it's written! You need a proofreader!

[tenkai_soul]

Why am I not surprised...

[2cool4europe]

That was Denmark.

[tenkai_soul]

... Why am I STILL not surprised?