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"i dont want to look at it..its ugly!"
"maybe thats why its depressed"
-vagina talk
"the only place soulmates exist is in the hallmark cards at cvs"
-miranda
"i want to watch something funny...hey! maybe they'd have something in the comedy section!!"
(cue laughter from the hollywood video employee)
-taryn
Carrie: Why do we let the one thing we don't have affect how we feel about all the things we do have? Why does one-minus-a-plus-one feel like it adds up to zero?
Carrie: Can you really forgive if you cant forget?
Carrie: I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me.
Miranda: So what, you're like a flystrip for dysfunctional men?
Carrie: Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones.
Carrie: Break up Rule Number One: Destroy all evidence where he looks sexy.... and you look happy. We had taken the picture with a disposable camera, before I ever thought that our relationship could be disposable.
Miranda: When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
Carrie: Maybe we just obsess over relationships that feel un-finished
[A performance artist is starving herself and refusing to speak while on public display.]
Aleksandr: You don't think it's significant?
Carrie: Oh please! There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing as her and not calling it art. I mean, if you put a phone up on that platform, it's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call.
Carrie: Today I had a thought ... what if I'd never met you?
Carrie: But we keep trying. Because you have to figure, if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us. Somewhere out there, there's another little freak that will love us, understand us, and kiss our three heads and make it all better. And, in the meantime, we always have Manhattan.
Samantha: Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants.
Wade: I know you've heard of Wonder Woman.
Carrie: Ooh, with the bracelets and the tiara. I used to love that even her accessories had superpowers.
Carrie: I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in wtih someone.
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Charlotte: Well, it all sounds very old world to me. Very 18th century Russia.
Carrie: Yes, and I live in New York City circa now. I think it's romantic when someone offers me a seat on the subway.
Carrie: I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.
Carrie: Can you get to your future if your past is present?
"maybe thats why its depressed"
-vagina talk
"the only place soulmates exist is in the hallmark cards at cvs"
-miranda
"i want to watch something funny...hey! maybe they'd have something in the comedy section!!"
(cue laughter from the hollywood video employee)
-taryn
Carrie: Why do we let the one thing we don't have affect how we feel about all the things we do have? Why does one-minus-a-plus-one feel like it adds up to zero?
Carrie: Can you really forgive if you cant forget?
Carrie: I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me.
Miranda: So what, you're like a flystrip for dysfunctional men?
Carrie: Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones.
Carrie: Break up Rule Number One: Destroy all evidence where he looks sexy.... and you look happy. We had taken the picture with a disposable camera, before I ever thought that our relationship could be disposable.
Miranda: When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
Carrie: Maybe we just obsess over relationships that feel un-finished
[A performance artist is starving herself and refusing to speak while on public display.]
Aleksandr: You don't think it's significant?
Carrie: Oh please! There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing as her and not calling it art. I mean, if you put a phone up on that platform, it's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call.
Carrie: Today I had a thought ... what if I'd never met you?
Carrie: But we keep trying. Because you have to figure, if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us. Somewhere out there, there's another little freak that will love us, understand us, and kiss our three heads and make it all better. And, in the meantime, we always have Manhattan.
Samantha: Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants.
Wade: I know you've heard of Wonder Woman.
Carrie: Ooh, with the bracelets and the tiara. I used to love that even her accessories had superpowers.
Carrie: I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in wtih someone.
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Charlotte: Well, it all sounds very old world to me. Very 18th century Russia.
Carrie: Yes, and I live in New York City circa now. I think it's romantic when someone offers me a seat on the subway.
Carrie: I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.
Carrie: Can you get to your future if your past is present?