2Blu2BeTru...in BRITISH MODE!
I’d like to start by saying that I typed up this entire adventure, and when I was almost done, I accidentally clicked something and lost the whole fucking thing. Ridiculous! So, this ought to be perfect the second time around. But, it won't be because it's 4 in the morning and I should be sleeping as I must get up for work in 3 hours.
So, what exactly is “British Mode”? You’ll have to listen to the phone post to get the full effect. But, we spent our entire day speaking to each other in British accents. If you’ve never done it, we suggest you do…it’s exciting.
Today’s adventure features…
- Hot pics of 4thastreets & niecy18!
- Our new friend, Hubert!
- The Dirty Southern Monkey!
- twizted_jakie & his bro Nate!
- A phone post!
ALL in…
We began this adventure with a trip to the Rockingham Mall in search of brand new hats. While we were in one of the stores…9-11 had a tourettes fit and spilled her blue raspberry icee all over the floor. When she went to tell the store clerk, the girl gave Niecy toilet paper to clean it up…herself nonetheless. What lazy employees! Well, here’s the ‘Store Whore’…
The best part of this picture is in the fine detail that you might not see at first. While Blu was poling it out…he had placed his large lemonade on that blue teddy bear’s head. Well, it fell off, and 9-11 snapped the shot right when the cup was in mid-air. Truly talented!
Yet her talent still has boundaries as she blinded Blu with her up-close-and-slutsonal DOUBLE FLASH pic!
Blu ended up buying two hats at the mall…both featured in this hot pic. Now 9-11 decided to buy J.Lo-ish sunglasses instead (very expensive too). It made sense for her to be buying sunglasses in DECEMBER instead of a hat…riiiight! Whore.
Hat & hoodie to match!
I don’t think it would be a complete 2Blu post if there wasn’t some tourettes involved. Here’s tourettes in British Mode!
9-11 has acquired many ‘titles’ throughout her lifetime, and here is the newest of them…
I’m a bit concerned if any of you don’t enjoy pulling over for gas. Don’t dread it…have fun with the gassy little bastards! Niecy and Blu suggest opening both doors and blasting a good song. Tonight’s choice was “Girls Gone Wild” by Jagged Edge; however, in the past “Obsession” by Aventura has been successful as well. Then, with a squeegee in one hand and your ‘tip cup’ in the other, dance around the gas station while cleaning the car. It’s true that the other spectators at the gas station will enjoy the show so much, they might actually spit on you, give you the finger, and if you’re lucky…they’ll throw random trash out there car at you. Ahhh, star fans…
So, then we headed to Salem Wal-Mart where we encountered trailer-trash of all kinds. Here, Niecy is in the Christmas aisle…and you know what she’s thinking here, “Practice makes perfect!”
We even pic-whored ourselves in the parking lot, where everyone was staring at us. Jealous bastards!
Or maybe it was THIS they were staring at…
All we know is that it was at this very moment we found our newest, most special, most amazing friend we could ever hope to meet! LJ buds…please give a warm welcome to…HUBERT!!!
As you see, 9-11 took a liking to him quite quickly…we won’t kiss and tell!
Anyone up for some TONGUE?
We needed some sugar to fuel our British Mode…we got a little tangled up in all of the excitement!
After our adventures out, we decided we needed to do a PHONE POST in BRITISH MODE. But who in the hell could we get to play the voice of our new friend Hubert who…well…isn’t really of the speaking-type…whatevers…
Ah yes, Jakie understands the art of British Mode, and he’ll do quite nicely. However, he wasn’t really up for a phone post…he had something else on his mind…
The ‘Horn Bag’…Niecy…wasn’t in the mood for her usual whorishness, but instead decided to be the clown that she always dreamed to be…
Meanwhile, Jacob’s brother, Nate popped into the picture and he was a little shy at first when we told him that he was going to be guest starring in 2blu2betru…he just doesn’t understand the ratings!
But it didn’t take him too long to figure out the importance of being on LJ…he too played a character in the PHONE POST! Yes, he’s the Dirty Southern Monkey!!!
Now this was an adventure that was 2 fucking blu 2 be tru…
Cherio…<*/bm> ( = end British Mode)
Happy Birthday from 2blu2betru...
December 2nd, the 21st year on Earth -- la_rubia
December 4th, the 18th year on Earth -- oodance54oo
December 7th, the 19th year on Earth -- shadygreeneyes
December 9th, the 21st year on Earth -- theekim
Hopefully we didn’t forget anyone…if we did, well you know it’s because we’re silly whores!
Yeah, like I'd forget to link you to the phone post...
***PHONE POST: BRITISH MODE…***
So, what exactly is “British Mode”? You’ll have to listen to the phone post to get the full effect. But, we spent our entire day speaking to each other in British accents. If you’ve never done it, we suggest you do…it’s exciting.
Today’s adventure features…
- Hot pics of 4thastreets & niecy18!
- Our new friend, Hubert!
- The Dirty Southern Monkey!
- twizted_jakie & his bro Nate!
- A phone post!
ALL in…
We began this adventure with a trip to the Rockingham Mall in search of brand new hats. While we were in one of the stores…9-11 had a tourettes fit and spilled her blue raspberry icee all over the floor. When she went to tell the store clerk, the girl gave Niecy toilet paper to clean it up…herself nonetheless. What lazy employees! Well, here’s the ‘Store Whore’…
The best part of this picture is in the fine detail that you might not see at first. While Blu was poling it out…he had placed his large lemonade on that blue teddy bear’s head. Well, it fell off, and 9-11 snapped the shot right when the cup was in mid-air. Truly talented!
Yet her talent still has boundaries as she blinded Blu with her up-close-and-slutsonal DOUBLE FLASH pic!
Blu ended up buying two hats at the mall…both featured in this hot pic. Now 9-11 decided to buy J.Lo-ish sunglasses instead (very expensive too). It made sense for her to be buying sunglasses in DECEMBER instead of a hat…riiiight! Whore.
Hat & hoodie to match!
I don’t think it would be a complete 2Blu post if there wasn’t some tourettes involved. Here’s tourettes in British Mode!
9-11 has acquired many ‘titles’ throughout her lifetime, and here is the newest of them…
I’m a bit concerned if any of you don’t enjoy pulling over for gas. Don’t dread it…have fun with the gassy little bastards! Niecy and Blu suggest opening both doors and blasting a good song. Tonight’s choice was “Girls Gone Wild” by Jagged Edge; however, in the past “Obsession” by Aventura has been successful as well. Then, with a squeegee in one hand and your ‘tip cup’ in the other, dance around the gas station while cleaning the car. It’s true that the other spectators at the gas station will enjoy the show so much, they might actually spit on you, give you the finger, and if you’re lucky…they’ll throw random trash out there car at you. Ahhh, star fans…
So, then we headed to Salem Wal-Mart where we encountered trailer-trash of all kinds. Here, Niecy is in the Christmas aisle…and you know what she’s thinking here, “Practice makes perfect!”
We even pic-whored ourselves in the parking lot, where everyone was staring at us. Jealous bastards!
Or maybe it was THIS they were staring at…
All we know is that it was at this very moment we found our newest, most special, most amazing friend we could ever hope to meet! LJ buds…please give a warm welcome to…HUBERT!!!
As you see, 9-11 took a liking to him quite quickly…we won’t kiss and tell!
Anyone up for some TONGUE?
We needed some sugar to fuel our British Mode…we got a little tangled up in all of the excitement!
After our adventures out, we decided we needed to do a PHONE POST in BRITISH MODE. But who in the hell could we get to play the voice of our new friend Hubert who…well…isn’t really of the speaking-type…whatevers…
Ah yes, Jakie understands the art of British Mode, and he’ll do quite nicely. However, he wasn’t really up for a phone post…he had something else on his mind…
The ‘Horn Bag’…Niecy…wasn’t in the mood for her usual whorishness, but instead decided to be the clown that she always dreamed to be…
Meanwhile, Jacob’s brother, Nate popped into the picture and he was a little shy at first when we told him that he was going to be guest starring in 2blu2betru…he just doesn’t understand the ratings!
But it didn’t take him too long to figure out the importance of being on LJ…he too played a character in the PHONE POST! Yes, he’s the Dirty Southern Monkey!!!
Now this was an adventure that was 2 fucking blu 2 be tru…
Cherio…<*/bm> ( = end British Mode)
Happy Birthday from 2blu2betru...
December 2nd, the 21st year on Earth -- la_rubia
December 4th, the 18th year on Earth -- oodance54oo
December 7th, the 19th year on Earth -- shadygreeneyes
December 9th, the 21st year on Earth -- theekim
Hopefully we didn’t forget anyone…if we did, well you know it’s because we’re silly whores!
Yeah, like I'd forget to link you to the phone post...
***PHONE POST: BRITISH MODE…***