I NEED CUTTING POWERS (stolen from alex)
For fun, I'll put O's before the ones I've never even heard of.
( )Napoleon Dynamite
(O)Saw
( )White Noise
( )White Oleander
(X)Anger Management (WORST MOVIE EVER DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE)
( )50 First Dates
( )Jason X
( )Scream
( )Scream 2
( )Scream 3
(X)Scary Movie
(X)Scary Movie 2
( )Scary Movie 3
(X)American Pie (see above notes)
( )American Pie 2
( )American Wedding
(X)Harry Potter (OH JESUS THE FANTASIES!)
(X)Harry Potter 2 (MEAN/SCARED GALORE!!)
(X)Harry Potter 3 (Is "Prisoner of Azkaban" the third one? If it is, see above notes.)
( )Resident Evil I
( )Resident Evil 2
( )I heart Huckabees.
(X)The Wedding Singer (Good way to kill time, I must admit.)
(O)Little Black Book
(O)The Village
( )Donnie Darko
( )Lilo & Stitch
(X)Finding Nemo (If this movie was a food, it would be a 3-year old Twinkie covered in old man jizz.)
( )Finding Neverland
(O)13 Ghosts
( )Signs
( )The Grinch
( )Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( )White Chicks
( )Butterfly Effect
(X)13 going on 30 (Stupid Peter Pan Bus Lines.)
(O)Head in the Clouds.
( )I Robot
(X)Dodge ball (Joel David Moore, how I adore thee.)
(O)Universal Soldier
( )A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(O)Along Came A Spider
( )Deep impact
( )KingPin
(X)Never Been Kissed (Made me like the song "Don't Worry Baby" by the Beach Boys.)
( )Meet The Parents
( )Meet The Fockers
( )Eight Crazy Nights
( )Cinderella Story
( )The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(O)Passport to Paris
(X)Dumb & Dumber (Funny, funny, funny movie. Kick his ass, Sea Bass!!)
(X)Dumb & Dumberer (Oh, it's so wrong that I found the chipped tooth guy attractive.)
( )Final Destination
( )Final Destination 2
( )Halloween
(X)The Ring (Two words: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, crap.)
( )The Ring 2
( )Harold & Kumar (white castle)
( )Practical Magic
( )Chicago
(O)Ghost Ship
(X)From Hell (Piece of crap movie that thought it could get by on its gore.)
( )Hellboy
(O)Secret Window
( )I Am Sam
( )The Whole Nine Yards
( )The Amityville Horror.
( )The original Amityville Horror.
(X)The Day After Tomorrow (Worst movie I have ever seen, in all honesty.)
( )Child's Play
( )Child's Play 2
( )Child's Play 3
( )Bride of Chucky
( )Ten Things I Hate About You
( )Just Married
( )Gothika
( )Saved
( )A Nightmare on Elm Street
( )Sixteen Candles
( )Bad Boys 2
(O)Joy Ride
( )Seven (SE7EN)
( )Oceans Eleven
( )Oceans Twelve
(O)Identity
(O)Lone Star
( )Bedazzled
( )Predator I
( )Predator II
( )Independence Day
( )Cujo
( )A Bronx Tale
(O)Darkness Falls
( )Christine
( )ET
( )Children of the Corn
(O)My boss' daughter
( )Maid in Manhattan
(O)Frailty
(X)Armageddeon (Awesome movie -- then again, I was 10 when I saw it.)
(O)Best bet
( )how to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( )She's All That
(O)Calendar Girls
(X)Sideways (Voted 5. Excellent movie.)
( )Mars Attacks
(O)Event Horizon
( )Ever after
(X)Forrest Gump (Alright stuff. Can't remember much though.)
( )Big Trouble in Little China
(X)X-men 1 (So very unmemorable, but at the same time good.)
(X)X-men 2 (Ditto.)
( )Jeepers Creepers
( )Jeepers Creepers 2
( )Catch Me If You Can
(O)The Others
( )Freaky Friday
(O)Reign of Fire
( )Cruel Intentions
( )The Hot Chick
(X)Swimfan (Has just replaced "Day After Tomorrow" as worst movie ever created.)
(O)Miracle
( )Old School
( )Ray
( )The Notebook
( )K-Pax
(O)The Station Agent
(X)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Awesome movie.)
(X)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (More boring than the first, but still great)
(X)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY THOUGHTS!!! Kickin rad though.)
( )A Walk to Remember
(O)Boogeyman
( )Hitch
( )Back Door Sluts 9
( )The Fifth Element
(X)Star wars episode I (Yeah, I'm a nerd. TALK shit.)
(X)Star wars episode II (See above.)
(X)Star wars episode IV (Again.)
(X)Star wars episode V (Yet again.)
(X)Star wars episode VI (Yeah.)
(O)Troop Beverly Hills
(O)Swimming with Sharks
( )Trainspotting
(X)THe Patriot (HAHAHA, your brother's dead! Such an unintentionally funny movie.)
(O)People under the stairs
(O)Blue Velvet
( )Sound of music
(X)Parent Trap (Why did I see this movie again? It was horrible.)
(O)The Burbs
( )SLC Punk
( )Meet Joe Black
( )Wild things
(X)A Clockwork Orange (It was oddly arousing, as in mean/scared, when Alex was threatening Dim.)
(O)The Order
(X)Spiderman (Yeah Queens represent!!! Peter Parker in the hizzouse!!)
( )Spiderman 2
( )Amelie
( )Mean Girls
(X)Shrek (To the makers of Shrek: I hate you all and I hope you die painfully.)
( )Shrek 2
( )The Incredibles
(O)Collateral
(X)The Fast & The Furious (Oh Jesse, you can inject my fuel ANYday. *dreamy sigh*)
( )2 Fast 2 Furious
( )Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
(O)Closer
( )The Sixth Sense
( )Artificial intelligence
( )Love actually
(O)Shutter
( )Ella Enchanted
( )Princess diaries 1
( )Princess diaries 2
(O)Constantine
( )Million Dollar Baby
(O)Envy
( )Eurotrip
(O)Malibu's Most wanted
( )Big Daddy
(O)Black Sheep
( )the breakfast club
( )American Beauty
( )Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(O)The Big Kahuna
(X)Dude, Where's My Car? (Meh, boy-kissing good.)
( )Dirty Dancing
( )Garden State (I was drunk, I barely remember most of it)
( )Grease
( )Napoleon Dynamite
(O)Saw
( )White Noise
( )White Oleander
(X)Anger Management (WORST MOVIE EVER DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE)
( )50 First Dates
( )Jason X
( )Scream
( )Scream 2
( )Scream 3
(X)Scary Movie
(X)Scary Movie 2
( )Scary Movie 3
(X)American Pie (see above notes)
( )American Pie 2
( )American Wedding
(X)Harry Potter (OH JESUS THE FANTASIES!)
(X)Harry Potter 2 (MEAN/SCARED GALORE!!)
(X)Harry Potter 3 (Is "Prisoner of Azkaban" the third one? If it is, see above notes.)
( )Resident Evil I
( )Resident Evil 2
( )I heart Huckabees.
(X)The Wedding Singer (Good way to kill time, I must admit.)
(O)Little Black Book
(O)The Village
( )Donnie Darko
( )Lilo & Stitch
(X)Finding Nemo (If this movie was a food, it would be a 3-year old Twinkie covered in old man jizz.)
( )Finding Neverland
(O)13 Ghosts
( )Signs
( )The Grinch
( )Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( )White Chicks
( )Butterfly Effect
(X)13 going on 30 (Stupid Peter Pan Bus Lines.)
(O)Head in the Clouds.
( )I Robot
(X)Dodge ball (Joel David Moore, how I adore thee.)
(O)Universal Soldier
( )A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(O)Along Came A Spider
( )Deep impact
( )KingPin
(X)Never Been Kissed (Made me like the song "Don't Worry Baby" by the Beach Boys.)
( )Meet The Parents
( )Meet The Fockers
( )Eight Crazy Nights
( )Cinderella Story
( )The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(O)Passport to Paris
(X)Dumb & Dumber (Funny, funny, funny movie. Kick his ass, Sea Bass!!)
(X)Dumb & Dumberer (Oh, it's so wrong that I found the chipped tooth guy attractive.)
( )Final Destination
( )Final Destination 2
( )Halloween
(X)The Ring (Two words: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, crap.)
( )The Ring 2
( )Harold & Kumar (white castle)
( )Practical Magic
( )Chicago
(O)Ghost Ship
(X)From Hell (Piece of crap movie that thought it could get by on its gore.)
( )Hellboy
(O)Secret Window
( )I Am Sam
( )The Whole Nine Yards
( )The Amityville Horror.
( )The original Amityville Horror.
(X)The Day After Tomorrow (Worst movie I have ever seen, in all honesty.)
( )Child's Play
( )Child's Play 2
( )Child's Play 3
( )Bride of Chucky
( )Ten Things I Hate About You
( )Just Married
( )Gothika
( )Saved
( )A Nightmare on Elm Street
( )Sixteen Candles
( )Bad Boys 2
(O)Joy Ride
( )Seven (SE7EN)
( )Oceans Eleven
( )Oceans Twelve
(O)Identity
(O)Lone Star
( )Bedazzled
( )Predator I
( )Predator II
( )Independence Day
( )Cujo
( )A Bronx Tale
(O)Darkness Falls
( )Christine
( )ET
( )Children of the Corn
(O)My boss' daughter
( )Maid in Manhattan
(O)Frailty
(X)Armageddeon (Awesome movie -- then again, I was 10 when I saw it.)
(O)Best bet
( )how to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( )She's All That
(O)Calendar Girls
(X)Sideways (Voted 5. Excellent movie.)
( )Mars Attacks
(O)Event Horizon
( )Ever after
(X)Forrest Gump (Alright stuff. Can't remember much though.)
( )Big Trouble in Little China
(X)X-men 1 (So very unmemorable, but at the same time good.)
(X)X-men 2 (Ditto.)
( )Jeepers Creepers
( )Jeepers Creepers 2
( )Catch Me If You Can
(O)The Others
( )Freaky Friday
(O)Reign of Fire
( )Cruel Intentions
( )The Hot Chick
(X)Swimfan (Has just replaced "Day After Tomorrow" as worst movie ever created.)
(O)Miracle
( )Old School
( )Ray
( )The Notebook
( )K-Pax
(O)The Station Agent
(X)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Awesome movie.)
(X)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (More boring than the first, but still great)
(X)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY THOUGHTS!!! Kickin rad though.)
( )A Walk to Remember
(O)Boogeyman
( )Hitch
( )Back Door Sluts 9
( )The Fifth Element
(X)Star wars episode I (Yeah, I'm a nerd. TALK shit.)
(X)Star wars episode II (See above.)
(X)Star wars episode IV (Again.)
(X)Star wars episode V (Yet again.)
(X)Star wars episode VI (Yeah.)
(O)Troop Beverly Hills
(O)Swimming with Sharks
( )Trainspotting
(X)THe Patriot (HAHAHA, your brother's dead! Such an unintentionally funny movie.)
(O)People under the stairs
(O)Blue Velvet
( )Sound of music
(X)Parent Trap (Why did I see this movie again? It was horrible.)
(O)The Burbs
( )SLC Punk
( )Meet Joe Black
( )Wild things
(X)A Clockwork Orange (It was oddly arousing, as in mean/scared, when Alex was threatening Dim.)
(O)The Order
(X)Spiderman (Yeah Queens represent!!! Peter Parker in the hizzouse!!)
( )Spiderman 2
( )Amelie
( )Mean Girls
(X)Shrek (To the makers of Shrek: I hate you all and I hope you die painfully.)
( )Shrek 2
( )The Incredibles
(O)Collateral
(X)The Fast & The Furious (Oh Jesse, you can inject my fuel ANYday. *dreamy sigh*)
( )2 Fast 2 Furious
( )Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
(O)Closer
( )The Sixth Sense
( )Artificial intelligence
( )Love actually
(O)Shutter
( )Ella Enchanted
( )Princess diaries 1
( )Princess diaries 2
(O)Constantine
( )Million Dollar Baby
(O)Envy
( )Eurotrip
(O)Malibu's Most wanted
( )Big Daddy
(O)Black Sheep
( )the breakfast club
( )American Beauty
( )Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(O)The Big Kahuna
(X)Dude, Where's My Car? (Meh, boy-kissing good.)
( )Dirty Dancing
( )Garden State (I was drunk, I barely remember most of it)
( )Grease