Feb 23, 2009 17:10
An ode to the Appalachian Home.
Lo' there art a home in the woods
A dilapitaded shack
A lean-to on a trailer
How goeth living in such a home?
With drafty window
and Roting lap board
I crave to fix your home
(Actually, I want to level your home
and move you to Pheonix.)
Repair you leaks
Insulate your walls
You haveth a moonshine stil in you backyard
16 gallons a year for you
I won't tell the cops for 5
Your home is beautiful to me
Built by grandad
Windows busted in by boyfriend
I crave to fix you home, becuase I see you in me
The End.
Because February is the month of lists...
5 things on my mind today:
1) I really hope I don't cough on the Baby when I see her next week.
2) When is spring? For the love of God.
3) I really want to see Slumdog Millionaire
4) I need to close my back account, because they won't tell me how much money I have in checking.
5) ASP changed the name of our program, 3 times last week. I wonder if they are done.
The End.