You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.
You never plan a picnic between 3:30 and 6:00 in Spring or Summer months.
You have a broken windshield.
You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.
You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.
'Humid' is over 25%.
Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.
You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one.
You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.
You planned your Halloween costumes around your coat.
You know what the Continental Divide is.
You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
You went to Casa Bonita often.
You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
You always know the elevation of where you are.
You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.
You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High.
You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on TV.
You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.
You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags.
A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.
When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. - (HAHA. Someone in my class today said they have mountains in Georgia. I wanted to smack him.)
You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue.
You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards"
You know the "correct" pronunciation of Buena Vista.
You have surge protectors on every outlet.
'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.
You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.
You know what a "fourteener" is.
SPF 90 is not out of the question.
Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
Where we're going, we don't need roads!!
You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could 'run into both oceans'
And most important: You get a certain satisfaction knowing that California and Texas are both downstream. (I would have if I could.)
"I'm goin' to Red Rocks" is heard at your house every summer.
You don't have A/C in your home, but you use it in your car all winter long.
You think that anything less than 5000 feet in elevation is the lowlands.
People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.