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dear journal/whatever,
My car has decreased in value significantly since I first got it, which was march of last year. 4 wrecks later, it has turned into a PIECE OF CRAP. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. I have one of the nicest cars amongst people my age, and here I go just destroying something beautiful [im gay] and really expensive. So, in memory of the beautiful car I USED to have, I dedicate this little song that I just now wrote.
Ohh carrr,
uh ohhh uh ohhh carrr,
my beautiful carrr
mi carro bonito
Im sorry for the pain
Im sorry you are slain
Im sorry that I wrecked you
cuz that is really lame
Ill do everything I can
And be more than I am
To fix your broken parts
So I can fix your broken heart
So, car, if you ever read this, know that I will always love you even though Im probably getting a new car for graduation. Because chances are you won't last much longer with my horrible neglect and disrespect. I'm sorry my little black Acura CL type S, your death will not be in vain!
My car has decreased in value significantly since I first got it, which was march of last year. 4 wrecks later, it has turned into a PIECE OF CRAP. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. I have one of the nicest cars amongst people my age, and here I go just destroying something beautiful [im gay] and really expensive. So, in memory of the beautiful car I USED to have, I dedicate this little song that I just now wrote.
Ohh carrr,
uh ohhh uh ohhh carrr,
my beautiful carrr
mi carro bonito
Im sorry for the pain
Im sorry you are slain
Im sorry that I wrecked you
cuz that is really lame
Ill do everything I can
And be more than I am
To fix your broken parts
So I can fix your broken heart
So, car, if you ever read this, know that I will always love you even though Im probably getting a new car for graduation. Because chances are you won't last much longer with my horrible neglect and disrespect. I'm sorry my little black Acura CL type S, your death will not be in vain!