We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
Title: We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
Characters/Pairings: US/UK
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Quoting Monty Python in bed (deanon from the kink meme)
The pair stumbled into the bedroom. England fell onto the bed and roughly dragged America down by his heavy shoulders before ripping off his shirt. "Are you a goer?" America purred and winked, rubbing the heel of his hand against England's crotch, "Nudge, nudge, know what I mean?" England slammed their lips together hungrily and ground hard against America's hand. The Englishman pushed his face away and glared at him with lusty eyes. "Say no more!" America declared, making fast work of their pants.
Reaching into the nightstand drawer, he took out a bottle of lube and spread a little over his fingers. "And now," America murmured against England's shoulder as he pushed a finger in, "for something completely different." England groaned at first but slowly relaxed, and America grinned and took hold of England's hips. "Ready?" He smirked. England glared as though the answer was obvious, "One, two, five!" He plunged his cock in.
"Three!" England cried, raking his nails down America's back.
"Whatever," America gasped back, thrusting in to stop anymore of England's complaints. They moved together, moaning and straining in the dark. America could feel himself getting close. "It's..." he gasped, "It's..."
"Dinsdale!" England shouted as he came.
"What?" America froze, "Why the hell would you say that?"
England stared blankly up at him, "But it's my only line!" he protested. America opened his mouth to say something.
Then France opened the door, "It's so dark in here," He turned the light on and found both America and England glaring at him from the bed, "Oh, don't let me interrupt anything," The lewd man grinned, "I know all about one night stands."
"What are you doing here?" America barked from the bed.
"Oh, well, you see--"
"Stop!" a voice called from the closet as Germany strode out, "This story has gotten far too silly, move it along, get out." He ushered France from of the room, "You two," England and America both jumped, "Carry on."
Once they were alone again, America glanced to England. "My brain hurts," He muttered.
"My brain hurts too," England agreed.
"You still want to do this?"
"Let's get on with it," England sighed.
"Get on with it!" Germany bellowed from the hall.
"Yes!" Hungary and Japan called from the tree outside, "Get on with it!"
"Alright," America shrugged, pinning England to the bed.
References in order:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJG0VOfuylY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT3_UCm1A5I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxNyoAMqRXQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99X8WDQWAKg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1SZrZbRMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz07TaTDEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgOqcH1Ywzs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0f2aFhZ3Uk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68GeL8PafE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KexudBb_oc
Characters/Pairings: US/UK
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Quoting Monty Python in bed (deanon from the kink meme)
The pair stumbled into the bedroom. England fell onto the bed and roughly dragged America down by his heavy shoulders before ripping off his shirt. "Are you a goer?" America purred and winked, rubbing the heel of his hand against England's crotch, "Nudge, nudge, know what I mean?" England slammed their lips together hungrily and ground hard against America's hand. The Englishman pushed his face away and glared at him with lusty eyes. "Say no more!" America declared, making fast work of their pants.
Reaching into the nightstand drawer, he took out a bottle of lube and spread a little over his fingers. "And now," America murmured against England's shoulder as he pushed a finger in, "for something completely different." England groaned at first but slowly relaxed, and America grinned and took hold of England's hips. "Ready?" He smirked. England glared as though the answer was obvious, "One, two, five!" He plunged his cock in.
"Three!" England cried, raking his nails down America's back.
"Whatever," America gasped back, thrusting in to stop anymore of England's complaints. They moved together, moaning and straining in the dark. America could feel himself getting close. "It's..." he gasped, "It's..."
"Dinsdale!" England shouted as he came.
"What?" America froze, "Why the hell would you say that?"
England stared blankly up at him, "But it's my only line!" he protested. America opened his mouth to say something.
Then France opened the door, "It's so dark in here," He turned the light on and found both America and England glaring at him from the bed, "Oh, don't let me interrupt anything," The lewd man grinned, "I know all about one night stands."
"What are you doing here?" America barked from the bed.
"Oh, well, you see--"
"Stop!" a voice called from the closet as Germany strode out, "This story has gotten far too silly, move it along, get out." He ushered France from of the room, "You two," England and America both jumped, "Carry on."
Once they were alone again, America glanced to England. "My brain hurts," He muttered.
"My brain hurts too," England agreed.
"You still want to do this?"
"Let's get on with it," England sighed.
"Get on with it!" Germany bellowed from the hall.
"Yes!" Hungary and Japan called from the tree outside, "Get on with it!"
"Alright," America shrugged, pinning England to the bed.
References in order:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJG0VOfuylY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT3_UCm1A5I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxNyoAMqRXQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99X8WDQWAKg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1SZrZbRMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz07TaTDEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgOqcH1Ywzs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0f2aFhZ3Uk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68GeL8PafE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KexudBb_oc