Aug 31, 2004 22:13
Damn them.
Damn them to hell.
Damn short haired fat goth girls.
Let's review the facts:
Location: Second Rate
Car: Atleast 10 years old, if it exists
Job: HA. Foodservice possibly.
Education: Usually HS dropout, but you can DEFINATELY forget actually finishing college. Ever.
Favorite Music: This is where it differs, either Kiddy Metal, or just whatever their boyfriend tells them to like.
Food Intake: I'm seeing a trend with Mexican and Chinese.
The Sad Part: All of the above is true for about 5 girls I know.
Accordingly, there are new policies being implemented: To be my friend, you must be over 5'5", under 145lbs, not know what a foodhandlers permit is, and not be a complete idiot.