A study comes to a close.

Aug 31, 2004 22:13

Damn them.

Damn them to hell.

Damn short haired fat goth girls.

Let's review the facts:

Location: Second Rate

Car: Atleast 10 years old, if it exists

Job: HA. Foodservice possibly.

Education: Usually HS dropout, but you can DEFINATELY forget actually finishing college. Ever.

Favorite Music: This is where it differs, either Kiddy Metal, or just whatever their boyfriend tells them to like.

Food Intake: I'm seeing a trend with Mexican and Chinese.

The Sad Part: All of the above is true for about 5 girls I know.

Accordingly, there are new policies being implemented: To be my friend, you must be over 5'5", under 145lbs, not know what a foodhandlers permit is, and not be a complete idiot.
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