Favorite Dogmatic Masturbatories
Jerk Off Jesus
Wanking Christ
The Spanking Son
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masturbate
v 1: stimulate sexually; "The old man wanted to be masturbated by the prostitute" 2: get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn: wank, fuck off, she-bop, jack off, jerk off]
Source: Princeton University
dogmatic
\Dog*mat"ic\, Dogmatical \Dog*mat`ic*al\, a. [L. dogmaticus, Gr. ?, fr. ?: cf. F. dogmatique.] 1. Pertaining to a dogma, or to an established and authorized doctrine or tenet.
Source: Webster
Wanking Christ
The Spanking Son
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masturbate
v 1: stimulate sexually; "The old man wanted to be masturbated by the prostitute" 2: get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn: wank, fuck off, she-bop, jack off, jerk off]
Source: Princeton University
dogmatic
\Dog*mat"ic\, Dogmatical \Dog*mat`ic*al\, a. [L. dogmaticus, Gr. ?, fr. ?: cf. F. dogmatique.] 1. Pertaining to a dogma, or to an established and authorized doctrine or tenet.
Source: Webster