one restart and a lost form later
THE AMERICAN PORNO FLICK MEME
How To Play:
→Post with your character. Feel free to put the character name, the fandom, and any preferences you have in the subject.
→Someone will reply to you (or you reply to others, either or!)
→Use the RNG once someone's replied to you (1 to 7) to get your scenario. Everything will happen right away.
→If your character isn't really in the mood for sexin', then they can be aphro'd accordingly. That's up to you.
1- Sexy House Call
You've decided to order a pizza or get chinese, or maybe your pipes are clogged up and you need a plumber. That's all well and fine, but at some point, you've probably realized that your pipes aren't the only thing that need to be tended to. The person that comments can play the role of the one who's coming to deliver and offer whatever services you so desire.
2- "First I'll disrobe you, then I'mma Probe You"
Maybe while you were sleeping or out for a walk, you were abruptly abducted by human looking aliens. They've come to run some experiments on your body, using the materials on their ship. Oddly phallic tools? Sure, why not. Tentacles? Well, they're aliens, so they probably have that somewhere in there, even if it's not particularly American of them.
3- Ready for your Examination?
You're sitting in the doctor's office, waiting for your examination. If you feel nervous, don't. The doctor may take a liking to you-- an intense liking. Alternatively, you're a nurse that's getting ready to be briefed on how a check-up is supposed to go. Either way, the doctor looks ready to examine every part of your body.
4- Don't Drop the Soap
You're sitting in your cell, bored and feeling pretty damn hot at the moment. You could always pleasure yourself, but why would you do that when there's a very capable guard on the other side of those bars? Or, if you're of the same gender, there's always your cellmate that's sitting there as bored and horny as you are. Alternatively, you dropped the soap. What do?
5- Strenuous After School Activities
For whatever reason, you're staying after school. Maybe it's to meet with your boyfriend/girlfriend for a surprise in your homeroom. It could be because you're being forced to make up an assignment and the teacher has to supervise. Or maybe you are the teacher, and you simply need to compare study plans with another one. Either way, studying winds up being far from your mind, as opposed to say, how comfortable the teacher's desk is at the moment.
6- Wild Sex in the Working Class
You're sitting in your office, filling out another form or getting ready to call it a night, and one of your co-workers comes in and shuts the door behind them. Maybe it's just you, but do they look more attractive than usual today? Either way, you feel the urge to pull them by their tie or shirt and bang them against the desk, or even the wall of your cubicle if you can manage.
7- Fun Bags
Did I neglect to come up with a prompt that you wanted? Is there one of these six that you want more than the others? Then go for it. Essentially here: anything goes.
in which chase never makes a porn meme from the top of his head again
How To Play:
→Post with your character. Feel free to put the character name, the fandom, and any preferences you have in the subject.
→Someone will reply to you (or you reply to others, either or!)
→Use the RNG once someone's replied to you (1 to 7) to get your scenario. Everything will happen right away.
→If your character isn't really in the mood for sexin', then they can be aphro'd accordingly. That's up to you.
1- Sexy House Call
You've decided to order a pizza or get chinese, or maybe your pipes are clogged up and you need a plumber. That's all well and fine, but at some point, you've probably realized that your pipes aren't the only thing that need to be tended to. The person that comments can play the role of the one who's coming to deliver and offer whatever services you so desire.
2- "First I'll disrobe you, then I'mma Probe You"
Maybe while you were sleeping or out for a walk, you were abruptly abducted by human looking aliens. They've come to run some experiments on your body, using the materials on their ship. Oddly phallic tools? Sure, why not. Tentacles? Well, they're aliens, so they probably have that somewhere in there, even if it's not particularly American of them.
3- Ready for your Examination?
You're sitting in the doctor's office, waiting for your examination. If you feel nervous, don't. The doctor may take a liking to you-- an intense liking. Alternatively, you're a nurse that's getting ready to be briefed on how a check-up is supposed to go. Either way, the doctor looks ready to examine every part of your body.
4- Don't Drop the Soap
You're sitting in your cell, bored and feeling pretty damn hot at the moment. You could always pleasure yourself, but why would you do that when there's a very capable guard on the other side of those bars? Or, if you're of the same gender, there's always your cellmate that's sitting there as bored and horny as you are. Alternatively, you dropped the soap. What do?
5- Strenuous After School Activities
For whatever reason, you're staying after school. Maybe it's to meet with your boyfriend/girlfriend for a surprise in your homeroom. It could be because you're being forced to make up an assignment and the teacher has to supervise. Or maybe you are the teacher, and you simply need to compare study plans with another one. Either way, studying winds up being far from your mind, as opposed to say, how comfortable the teacher's desk is at the moment.
6- Wild Sex in the Working Class
You're sitting in your office, filling out another form or getting ready to call it a night, and one of your co-workers comes in and shuts the door behind them. Maybe it's just you, but do they look more attractive than usual today? Either way, you feel the urge to pull them by their tie or shirt and bang them against the desk, or even the wall of your cubicle if you can manage.
7- Fun Bags
Did I neglect to come up with a prompt that you wanted? Is there one of these six that you want more than the others? Then go for it. Essentially here: anything goes.
in which chase never makes a porn meme from the top of his head again