Oh, the square French judge is after Frank's girl (again, sorta)! I wonder what's going to happen...
Oh, God, it's worse than I thought. They're going to sing... the song Frank just sung!
I can't believe Cole Porter wrote this crap. If you watch this, I would advise having your Moulin Rouge soundtrack on hand to deal with gaps like this in the quality of song lyrics.
Did you know Wikipedia says Frank Sinatra performed at the Moulin Rouge? Do you think he did the Can-Can? Doubtful. Bet he saw the Green Fairy, though.
Did you know Russell Crowe almost had the part of Christian in Moulin Rouge! ? That's so close to my concept for Bidon Rouge that it's terribly frightening.
Oh, God, Maurice Chevalier is going to sing again. Not that I think this is really singing. It's sort of just talking to a melody. The square French judge is singing now.
Oh, God, it's worse than I thought. They're going to sing... the song Frank just sung!
I can't believe Cole Porter wrote this crap. If you watch this, I would advise having your Moulin Rouge soundtrack on hand to deal with gaps like this in the quality of song lyrics.
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Because we can Can-Can!
Oh, the square French judge is having a moral dilemma about hooking up with a Can-Can dancer.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moulin_Rouge
Uh-oh, I think Frank could be jealous of the square French judge.
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Oh, God, Maurice Chevalier is going to sing again. Not that I think this is really singing. It's sort of just talking to a melody. The square French judge is singing now.
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Uh-oh, Frank's going to be indicted.
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[_] That really looks more like a TV.
Guess Frank won't be indicted after all. The [] is singing again, alone. "You Do Something To Me." Really, let's just let Frank sing.
If Frank can be indicted for this crap, I wonder how many pages the indictment for the people at the Moulin Rouge would be.
Oh, Shirley just started talking marriage to Frank. Do you not know anything, Shirley?
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Shirley just tore up a Toulouse Lautrec painting. That's just going to give him a reason to drink... Another one.
Here comes the Square.
Oh, I guess, Shirley is engaged to Frank. Oh, the Sqaure loves her...
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