I FOUND MY DELIA*S SONG!
it's called "rock it till you drop it" and it's by fefe dobson and excuse me while i go make sweet sweet love to it.
pam and i spend a lot of time laughing at things no one else laughs at and saying things like "we're weird" and "why are we so weird?" and "if other people were here they'd think we're weird" and "i don't think other people are this weird."
in other words, she'll get why this picture is amazing. you won't.