Fucking King Dorkulus
Since it has been about a long time since I have written on here, and since I am a lazy dumbass and a "Fucking King Dorkulus," and since I kept asking for a survey but nobody would ever give me one, and since I don't know what exactly would be good to write about right now, and since it isn't dark enough to play Silent Hill yet, let me just fill out this survey stolen from Mary, so as to have a framework and structure to write upon. Enjoy my ego-flailings heartily, internet guys.
First Best Friend: I don't know. I didn't usually put it in those terms. Spent the most time earliest with my brother, but maybe a better answer is Joel Ramdial, a guy who I think became a bodybuilder.
First Screen Name: umm...not sure. Changed a lot when I was younger...my first Hotmail address was Jabrone, though
First Pet: Bullett the long-haired miniature dachshund
First Piercing: None, and I don't really want any. Used to think that the in-between of my nose would be good, but I am glad I realized that I was an idiot.
First Crush: either Rita Kalich or Callie Overbeck, I don't recall order. This is like, 3rd or 4th grade.
First Record/CD/Tape: of my own, maybe EMF, or maybe the Bob Marley cheap-ass cd.
First Car: 1972 Impala, repainted black. Awesomely awesome, scratched up by J-Stro, disposed of upon entrance to college.
First Kiss: It's hazy...I don't want to speculate.
NINE LASTS
Last Alcoholic Beverage: Sip of Erin's wine yesterday evening. Gross.
Last person you talked to on the phone: Casey Kelly
Last Movie Seen: M-3D. A pile of monster shit. Stupid, stupid. Never watch it.
Last Song Played: Henry Gibson -"For the Sake of the Children"
Last time you had a bubble bath: Literal aeons ago, I guess.
Last time you Cried: 2/3 of the way through King Kong, when they pulled him off Skull Island.
Last thing you wrote: The thing about King Kong and Skull Island
Last birthday/age: 26 at last September 23rd. I don't feel old, but I do feel...wasteful.
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: No, but I am doing that now, right? I mean, we aren't "dating," though.
Have you ever been arrested? Yeah, that sucked. Thanks cops, but no thanks!
Have you ever skinny dipped: all the time, almost every evening I am buck-ass bare-ass nude...I call it bathtime! Booyah!
Have you ever been on TV: I think on the news in Florida, as a child, I gave my opinions of Christmas for the evening news.
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it? More often than not.
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone? Yeah, that is always cool, except when it's a gay sex dream, those are a little weird.
Have you ever traveled out of the US? Canada, Curacao, Taiwan, Korea, Japan.
Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Not all the way down.
SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. One sock.
2. Other sock.
3. YellowBlackWhite plaidy shirt.
4. Wolf Slicer Cardinals Custom shirt I found in the alley.
5. Jeans from thrift store, patched poorly by my mom.
6. underpants of subset "Boxer's Shorts"
7. three days worth of beard
SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. various bathroom activities
2. Finished "Among the Thugs"
3. Beat a battle in Advance Wars on the second try
4. Walked with Erin to the dog park
5. Argued and/or discussed for several hours
6. cooked breakfast and lunch
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Music
2. Loss of self in a good way
3. Unpeopled earth
4. Deliciousness
5. Erin, although she isn't a thing, so let me say "Love" instead
FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO: (more like 7)
1. Erin
2. Ummm..
3. Uhhh...
4. I don't really have any confidants. Sometimes my brother for some stuff, but not really...oh well, this catergory sucks.
THREE CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Cold
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Live
2. Arrange for my skull to be kept by those that deserve it.
ONE WORD OF ULTIMATE POWER
1.Creamsickle (this spelling is more sure)
I will see about starting up some real posts soon, please forgive my lapses, and wish me some butterscotch river daydreams. Adios!
First Best Friend: I don't know. I didn't usually put it in those terms. Spent the most time earliest with my brother, but maybe a better answer is Joel Ramdial, a guy who I think became a bodybuilder.
First Screen Name: umm...not sure. Changed a lot when I was younger...my first Hotmail address was Jabrone, though
First Pet: Bullett the long-haired miniature dachshund
First Piercing: None, and I don't really want any. Used to think that the in-between of my nose would be good, but I am glad I realized that I was an idiot.
First Crush: either Rita Kalich or Callie Overbeck, I don't recall order. This is like, 3rd or 4th grade.
First Record/CD/Tape: of my own, maybe EMF, or maybe the Bob Marley cheap-ass cd.
First Car: 1972 Impala, repainted black. Awesomely awesome, scratched up by J-Stro, disposed of upon entrance to college.
First Kiss: It's hazy...I don't want to speculate.
NINE LASTS
Last Alcoholic Beverage: Sip of Erin's wine yesterday evening. Gross.
Last person you talked to on the phone: Casey Kelly
Last Movie Seen: M-3D. A pile of monster shit. Stupid, stupid. Never watch it.
Last Song Played: Henry Gibson -"For the Sake of the Children"
Last time you had a bubble bath: Literal aeons ago, I guess.
Last time you Cried: 2/3 of the way through King Kong, when they pulled him off Skull Island.
Last thing you wrote: The thing about King Kong and Skull Island
Last birthday/age: 26 at last September 23rd. I don't feel old, but I do feel...wasteful.
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: No, but I am doing that now, right? I mean, we aren't "dating," though.
Have you ever been arrested? Yeah, that sucked. Thanks cops, but no thanks!
Have you ever skinny dipped: all the time, almost every evening I am buck-ass bare-ass nude...I call it bathtime! Booyah!
Have you ever been on TV: I think on the news in Florida, as a child, I gave my opinions of Christmas for the evening news.
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regretted it? More often than not.
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone? Yeah, that is always cool, except when it's a gay sex dream, those are a little weird.
Have you ever traveled out of the US? Canada, Curacao, Taiwan, Korea, Japan.
Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Not all the way down.
SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. One sock.
2. Other sock.
3. YellowBlackWhite plaidy shirt.
4. Wolf Slicer Cardinals Custom shirt I found in the alley.
5. Jeans from thrift store, patched poorly by my mom.
6. underpants of subset "Boxer's Shorts"
7. three days worth of beard
SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. various bathroom activities
2. Finished "Among the Thugs"
3. Beat a battle in Advance Wars on the second try
4. Walked with Erin to the dog park
5. Argued and/or discussed for several hours
6. cooked breakfast and lunch
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Music
2. Loss of self in a good way
3. Unpeopled earth
4. Deliciousness
5. Erin, although she isn't a thing, so let me say "Love" instead
FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO: (more like 7)
1. Erin
2. Ummm..
3. Uhhh...
4. I don't really have any confidants. Sometimes my brother for some stuff, but not really...oh well, this catergory sucks.
THREE CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Cold
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Live
2. Arrange for my skull to be kept by those that deserve it.
ONE WORD OF ULTIMATE POWER
1.Creamsickle (this spelling is more sure)
I will see about starting up some real posts soon, please forgive my lapses, and wish me some butterscotch river daydreams. Adios!