bah humbug
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I set stxblank's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to megletfufuberry in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday diana_209 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday I broke theseyes's X-Box (-12 points). In January I gave slayurmom a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (283 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
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