Title:
A Turn of PhraseAuthor:
as_i_amPairing: Sherlock/John
Length: Umm, 8 sections on the Kink Meme
Author's summary: The prompt called for the following three lines to be included:
"It's bigger on the inside. Probably from putting it in too much."
"Well, 'Hung like a horse,' you mean..."
"Mummy never did it that way..."
Rating: NC-17, M, R, ADULT
Warnings: Smut. A lot of it. Language.
Verse: Sherlock BBC
Reccer's comments: Dear Lord this is hot. Very hot. In character and hot. The dialogue is spot on and sexy and so very, very them and clever. Here’s a hint of the word-play that goes on:
John wasn't sure he wanted his psyche molested by Sherlock, but he doubted much of it was still virginal on that front anyway.
Read. Enjoy. It’s amazing.