The Favourite Maknae Test - Prologue
Title: The Favourite Maknae Test
Pairings: Surprise pairings, bff!KaiTaoHun
Genre: Humour, non-au, crack?
Rating: PG all the way
Summary: The maknaes want to know, once and for all, who is the favourite.
How It Started...
“I am clearly the favourite maknae. I am the youngest and definitely the cutest.”
Tao and Jongin shared a look of disbelief before turning back to their friend.
“You’re kidding right? Cos I am definitely cuter, you either look like a bitch or a dweeb the majority of the time. I do better aegyo and I have half the hyungs wrapped round my finger.”
“You don’t have them all though,” Jongin pointed out casually only to get a fierce glare from the eldest. He decided not to say anything else as he watched the two others descend into another petty fight. This happened on a daily basis, a bitchfight erupting over some tiny issue that neither agreed on but would be over in 10 minutes, both easily distracted, normally uniting about something completely different, typically it was bullying one of the hyungs.
“I have just as many hyungs wrapped round my fingers as you!” Sehun frowned bringing the conversation back round in a circle. “I bet I can make them pick me as favourite.”
“I don’t think so,” Tao’s eyes narrowed in warning.
“We should make them tell us!” Sehun declared, sure that if they asked the hyungs would pick him as the best maknae for sure. After all he was the official maknae and he was adorable and handsome and no one else could pull of rainbow hair like he could.
Jongin laughed, “What are you going to do? Make them vote? There is no way you could do that fairly. There would be bribery, bullying, bartering and worse. Think about who you are talking about here.” He laughed even harder as he imagined the pandemonium if Tao and Sehun declared a maknae elections.
Sehun had his serious face on while he watched Jongin nearly piss himself laughing. “We could test them though.”
Tao smirked as his brain followed Sehun’s, his eyes sparkling with excitement. “It would have to be a secret though. If they knew they would deliberately be difficult.”
Jongin had stopped laughing when he heard the two others talking in a calm way. Warning bells started going off in his head and getoutgetoutgetout flashed across his minds eye.
Sehun nodded in agreement and added, “Jongin would have to take part as well.”
“Of course,-”
“What?!”
“-he is a maknae as well and it also roots out any…” Tao struggled to find the Korean word, while Jongin tried to work out what was going on exactly. Sehun nodded at Tao, understanding even if no one else did.
Jongin sat there in a state of ever growing confusion as they debated what tests they should devise, rules that were needed and how this would be a fair test. Sighing to himself, he decided that if he was going to be dragged into the madness anyway he might as well save himself a fight (it wouldn’t really be a fight with him against both Sehun and Tao - they get everything they want whether you like it or not) and join in voluntarily. Plus this way he can influence the proceedings, so he waded into the discussion about how to test who was the favourite maknae of EXO.
Besides… he was the least bratty and the nicest so surely he would win. No one said he wasn’t competitive. And for a bonus he could hold this over Tao and Sehun’s heads forever.
Pairings: Surprise pairings, bff!KaiTaoHun
Genre: Humour, non-au, crack?
Rating: PG all the way
Summary: The maknaes want to know, once and for all, who is the favourite.
How It Started...
“I am clearly the favourite maknae. I am the youngest and definitely the cutest.”
Tao and Jongin shared a look of disbelief before turning back to their friend.
“You’re kidding right? Cos I am definitely cuter, you either look like a bitch or a dweeb the majority of the time. I do better aegyo and I have half the hyungs wrapped round my finger.”
“You don’t have them all though,” Jongin pointed out casually only to get a fierce glare from the eldest. He decided not to say anything else as he watched the two others descend into another petty fight. This happened on a daily basis, a bitchfight erupting over some tiny issue that neither agreed on but would be over in 10 minutes, both easily distracted, normally uniting about something completely different, typically it was bullying one of the hyungs.
“I have just as many hyungs wrapped round my fingers as you!” Sehun frowned bringing the conversation back round in a circle. “I bet I can make them pick me as favourite.”
“I don’t think so,” Tao’s eyes narrowed in warning.
“We should make them tell us!” Sehun declared, sure that if they asked the hyungs would pick him as the best maknae for sure. After all he was the official maknae and he was adorable and handsome and no one else could pull of rainbow hair like he could.
Jongin laughed, “What are you going to do? Make them vote? There is no way you could do that fairly. There would be bribery, bullying, bartering and worse. Think about who you are talking about here.” He laughed even harder as he imagined the pandemonium if Tao and Sehun declared a maknae elections.
Sehun had his serious face on while he watched Jongin nearly piss himself laughing. “We could test them though.”
Tao smirked as his brain followed Sehun’s, his eyes sparkling with excitement. “It would have to be a secret though. If they knew they would deliberately be difficult.”
Jongin had stopped laughing when he heard the two others talking in a calm way. Warning bells started going off in his head and getoutgetoutgetout flashed across his minds eye.
Sehun nodded in agreement and added, “Jongin would have to take part as well.”
“Of course,-”
“What?!”
“-he is a maknae as well and it also roots out any…” Tao struggled to find the Korean word, while Jongin tried to work out what was going on exactly. Sehun nodded at Tao, understanding even if no one else did.
Jongin sat there in a state of ever growing confusion as they debated what tests they should devise, rules that were needed and how this would be a fair test. Sighing to himself, he decided that if he was going to be dragged into the madness anyway he might as well save himself a fight (it wouldn’t really be a fight with him against both Sehun and Tao - they get everything they want whether you like it or not) and join in voluntarily. Plus this way he can influence the proceedings, so he waded into the discussion about how to test who was the favourite maknae of EXO.
Besides… he was the least bratty and the nicest so surely he would win. No one said he wasn’t competitive. And for a bonus he could hold this over Tao and Sehun’s heads forever.