Why do feet turn some people on?
Why did my internet go out at work?
Why do boring books get published?
Why do straight boys look down every locker room aisle?
Why does tofu leave my belly empty, indigested, and hardscrabble all-at-once?
Why is it so easy to forget all those things, and curl up into
phramok's embrace?
okay, I know the answer to the last one...