As a person who has been missing her signifigant other quite alot it is better when you are with friends and not at home alone. So I promise that all of us will do our best to distract you as much as we can so you dont miss him too much.
as your roommate, i promise to subject you to many girly movies (yes, me and birdo went girly movie shopping.)(yes, birdo, my theoretical significant other, came to visit me.) so that you feel more at a loss.
i also promise to spoon in front of you so you can realize that you aren't spooning with anybody. you probably wont be jealous though, as i'll be spooning with somebody who is on cocaine and trying to make out... WITH MY HAND. maybe caitlin will promise to spoon with you.
thirdly, i promise to give you a really lame christmas present that you can replace jeff with, even though its name is bart. and its so lame that my best friend was embarassed to buy it with me. he left the store while i was in line.
I'll spoon with you, Allison! And I promise I won't try to get fresh, or make out with your hand. For some reason, that only seems right when it happens to Brianne.
And I'm so sorry you're feeling sad. But you'll get to see him over spring break, and he can always drive down to visit you, can't he?
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as your roommate, i promise to subject you to many girly movies (yes, me and birdo went girly movie shopping.)(yes, birdo, my theoretical significant other, came to visit me.) so that you feel more at a loss.
i also promise to spoon in front of you so you can realize that you aren't spooning with anybody. you probably wont be jealous though, as i'll be spooning with somebody who is on cocaine and trying to make out... WITH MY HAND.
maybe caitlin will promise to spoon with you.
thirdly, i promise to give you a really lame christmas present that you can replace jeff with, even though its name is bart. and its so lame that my best friend was embarassed to buy it with me. he left the store while i was in line.
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And I'm so sorry you're feeling sad. But you'll get to see him over spring break, and he can always drive down to visit you, can't he?
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