Things I don't need to be asking myself at 7.30am:
WHY IS THE KETTLE COVERED IN ANTS?
Seriously, there are small particles of food - many of them sticky and sugar-based! - all over our less-filthy-than-usual-but-still-dirtier-than-most-people-would-find-acceptable kitchen, but it is the kettle that they were swarming all over. Did someone sneak in while I was sleeping and cover it with a fine layer of syrup? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Seriously, there are small particles of food - many of them sticky and sugar-based! - all over our less-filthy-than-usual-but-still-dirtier-than-most-people-would-find-acceptable kitchen, but it is the kettle that they were swarming all over. Did someone sneak in while I was sleeping and cover it with a fine layer of syrup? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.