CHRISTMAS ANGST: AN ITEMISED LIST

[20thcenturyvole]

Time until guests arrive: 7 hours

Living room: tip

Dishes: mountainous

Decorations: none

Tourists on cable car: 1,273,576,847 (approx.)

Standing room: 1' sq.

Time since gainfully employed: 2 months

Possibility of sending relatives more than a Christmas card: laughable