[Eirika/Ephraim/Lyon] [FE8] [Toki]
Title: 20 Things About Eirika, Ephraim and Lyon (but mostly Lyon)
Author: Toki aka coolchan
Character/Pairing/Group/Whatever: Eirika, Ephraim and Lyon
Word Count: 261 (wow... shortness)
Warnings: May cause brain meltage from sheer crackishness.
Rating: G, since I can't think of anything bad in here...
Disclaimer/Notes/Whatever: Yeah, like the warning says, MAY CAUSE BRAIN MELTAGE. READ WITH CAUTION. ...Oh yeah, and it's AU.
20 Facts About Ephraim, Eirika and Lyon (but mostly Lyon)
1. When Lyon was little he'd draw pictures of hearts, rainbows and ponies. He'd display them proudly in his room.
2. The maids worried when they saw their prince skipping down the hallway singing about rainbow-colored monkeys.
3. Lyon had a stuffed pony named Sparkle. He used to talk to her constantly.
4. Vigarde decided that Lyon needed some real friends when at 15 he was STILL talking to Sparkle and singing about rainbow-colored monkeys.
5. Eirika and Ephraim both wanted Lyon's hair.
6. Eirika thought it was fluffy and pretty.
7. Ephraim had a secret fear of the color green.
8. Lyon found out about Ephraim's secret fear. He introduced him to Sparkle, who made it all better.
9. Eirika still wanted Lyon's hair.
10. She tried to shave it off one day out of jealousy. Lyon ran and hid behind Ephraim.
11. Ephraim revealed Eirika's secret fear of the color blue. Eirika ran away. Lyon was relieved.
12. Ephraim discovered a new fear of bunnies.
13. Lyon drew a bunny and waved it in front of him.
14. Ephraim screamed and ran away.
15. Ephraim stole Sparkle for revenge.
16. Lyon cried and hugged Eirika. Eirika saved Sparkle. Lyon was happy.
17. Eirika and Ephraim both kick Lyon's butt at DDR.
18. Lyon doesn't like that. He paints blue bunnies everywhere.
19. Both twins are traumatized. Lyon tells Sparkle about his revenge.
20. Vigarde still worries about his son's mental state after seeing him skip down the hallway singing about rainbow-colored monkeys with a stuffed pony on his head.
Author: Toki aka coolchan
Character/Pairing/Group/Whatever: Eirika, Ephraim and Lyon
Word Count: 261 (wow... shortness)
Warnings: May cause brain meltage from sheer crackishness.
Rating: G, since I can't think of anything bad in here...
Disclaimer/Notes/Whatever: Yeah, like the warning says, MAY CAUSE BRAIN MELTAGE. READ WITH CAUTION. ...Oh yeah, and it's AU.
20 Facts About Ephraim, Eirika and Lyon (but mostly Lyon)
1. When Lyon was little he'd draw pictures of hearts, rainbows and ponies. He'd display them proudly in his room.
2. The maids worried when they saw their prince skipping down the hallway singing about rainbow-colored monkeys.
3. Lyon had a stuffed pony named Sparkle. He used to talk to her constantly.
4. Vigarde decided that Lyon needed some real friends when at 15 he was STILL talking to Sparkle and singing about rainbow-colored monkeys.
5. Eirika and Ephraim both wanted Lyon's hair.
6. Eirika thought it was fluffy and pretty.
7. Ephraim had a secret fear of the color green.
8. Lyon found out about Ephraim's secret fear. He introduced him to Sparkle, who made it all better.
9. Eirika still wanted Lyon's hair.
10. She tried to shave it off one day out of jealousy. Lyon ran and hid behind Ephraim.
11. Ephraim revealed Eirika's secret fear of the color blue. Eirika ran away. Lyon was relieved.
12. Ephraim discovered a new fear of bunnies.
13. Lyon drew a bunny and waved it in front of him.
14. Ephraim screamed and ran away.
15. Ephraim stole Sparkle for revenge.
16. Lyon cried and hugged Eirika. Eirika saved Sparkle. Lyon was happy.
17. Eirika and Ephraim both kick Lyon's butt at DDR.
18. Lyon doesn't like that. He paints blue bunnies everywhere.
19. Both twins are traumatized. Lyon tells Sparkle about his revenge.
20. Vigarde still worries about his son's mental state after seeing him skip down the hallway singing about rainbow-colored monkeys with a stuffed pony on his head.