MY ROOMMATE IS INSANE by Jax
Ok so I know we have to explain nights 14-16 to you people and we will but what just happened is soooo "what the fuck!?!?" that I need to put it down.
So I'm sitting in Jen's room, chillin like a villain, when her and Kevin get into a discussion regarding condoms. Kevin says he isn't big enough for the "Magnums". Jen says she used to use "Pleasure Mesh" with her ex, and that it was good stuff. I am also informed of the fact that last night they used "Her Pleasure" which wasn't so great because the triple pierced dick of Kevin's hurt Jen's hooooo-naaaa-ninny. I already knew they had sex last night because I heard it from my room. All of it. And Twisted Pleasure condoms? Well, those are just a little too funky. But I have to go and open my big mouth and say "what about Ultra Pleasure."
Next thing I know, Jen is taking her pants off and instructing Kevin to get on her bed and do the same so they can try out Ultra Pleasure condoms. Yes, the same bed I am laying on. I'm like "you aren't going to fuck with me on the bed, are you?"
Jen says "hmmmm.... noooooo...." and takes Kevin and runs into MY BEDROOM and fucks on MY BED.
During all of this I just lay on her bed playing with the kittens. Yes, Jen gets ass on MY BED and I just get to play with some cats... while my sexy ass boyfriend is fucking hundreds of miles away... NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR.
So the door to my bedroom finally opens and I hear Jen say "hey Jaclynn you gotta come see this load" and then Kevin proceeds to hold up the condom that was... um... quite full.
Then Jen returns to her bed, sticks her fingers in a kittens face, and instructs the pussy to smell pussy.
-the end-
I realize the above story is a little overwhelming, but just close your eyes, take a deep breathe, maybe have a glass of water, and then try to wrap your brain around it.
So I'm sitting in Jen's room, chillin like a villain, when her and Kevin get into a discussion regarding condoms. Kevin says he isn't big enough for the "Magnums". Jen says she used to use "Pleasure Mesh" with her ex, and that it was good stuff. I am also informed of the fact that last night they used "Her Pleasure" which wasn't so great because the triple pierced dick of Kevin's hurt Jen's hooooo-naaaa-ninny. I already knew they had sex last night because I heard it from my room. All of it. And Twisted Pleasure condoms? Well, those are just a little too funky. But I have to go and open my big mouth and say "what about Ultra Pleasure."
Next thing I know, Jen is taking her pants off and instructing Kevin to get on her bed and do the same so they can try out Ultra Pleasure condoms. Yes, the same bed I am laying on. I'm like "you aren't going to fuck with me on the bed, are you?"
Jen says "hmmmm.... noooooo...." and takes Kevin and runs into MY BEDROOM and fucks on MY BED.
During all of this I just lay on her bed playing with the kittens. Yes, Jen gets ass on MY BED and I just get to play with some cats... while my sexy ass boyfriend is fucking hundreds of miles away... NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR.
So the door to my bedroom finally opens and I hear Jen say "hey Jaclynn you gotta come see this load" and then Kevin proceeds to hold up the condom that was... um... quite full.
Then Jen returns to her bed, sticks her fingers in a kittens face, and instructs the pussy to smell pussy.
-the end-
I realize the above story is a little overwhelming, but just close your eyes, take a deep breathe, maybe have a glass of water, and then try to wrap your brain around it.