All-dialogue crack!ficlets
Two crack!ficlets written for the current challenge at bitesize_bones - all dialogue and very much tongue-in-cheek ;-)
Title: The Slip-up in the Stakeout
Author: fourth_rose
Pairing: Booth/Brennan
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 600
Spoilers: All aired episodes.
A/N: Written for rachg82's prompt: Booth & Brennan on a stakeout. Conversation fic. Nothin' but time to kill. Stuff's bound to come up! Set after episode 6x14, "The Bikini in the Soup".
( The Slip-up in the Stakeout )
Title: The Love on the Line
Author: fourth_rose
Pairing: Booth/Brennan
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2500
Spoilers: All aired episodes.
Warning: Please mind the rating, this story is pretty explicit.
A/N: Written for rachg82's prompt: Phone sex. B/B. Perhaps Booth needs "help" at the sperm bank. (XF fandom! You're the gift that keeps on giving!) Or they're just horny sometime during season 6 & their defenses are lowered, whatev. Either way. I went with option #2 - the story is set sometime in the (hopefully near) future of the show, and can be considered a sequel of sorts to the ficlet above.
( The Love on the Line )
Title: The Slip-up in the Stakeout
Author: fourth_rose
Pairing: Booth/Brennan
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 600
Spoilers: All aired episodes.
A/N: Written for rachg82's prompt: Booth & Brennan on a stakeout. Conversation fic. Nothin' but time to kill. Stuff's bound to come up! Set after episode 6x14, "The Bikini in the Soup".
( The Slip-up in the Stakeout )
Title: The Love on the Line
Author: fourth_rose
Pairing: Booth/Brennan
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2500
Spoilers: All aired episodes.
Warning: Please mind the rating, this story is pretty explicit.
A/N: Written for rachg82's prompt: Phone sex. B/B. Perhaps Booth needs "help" at the sperm bank. (XF fandom! You're the gift that keeps on giving!) Or they're just horny sometime during season 6 & their defenses are lowered, whatev. Either way. I went with option #2 - the story is set sometime in the (hopefully near) future of the show, and can be considered a sequel of sorts to the ficlet above.
( The Love on the Line )