Hey guys, check out what I found!
[Patrick waves a small box at the camera, the kind that a video disc might come in. Emblazoned across the front is an exciting-looking logo that says GALAXY DEFENSE FORCE: BASED ON A TRUE STORY.]
Some guys made a TV miniseries about us! I looked up a trailer online, and this shit looks awesome.
Watching it in the public lounge, bringing popcorn.
[One hour later...]
You know, I'm PRETTY sure that Kira and Athrun's Gundams don't have a Fusion system.
Also, that Athrun isn't a girl.
[Three hours later...]
I'm going to show up in this episode. Any minute now.
THEY WOULDN'T JUST WRITE ME OUT OF THIS SHOW.