4th Wall Grimoire

[1week_wizard]

There's so much noise in the library... but it's far too cold to take my lunch break outside...

... mukyu

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[sealedverses]

[Where did this book come from? It's just sort of sitting on a desk.

I bet it isn't anyone's.]

[1week_wizard]

-Well then.

Surely it won't mind if Patchy reads it.-

[sealedverses]

[S-STRUGGLES TO BREAK FREE OF HER GRASP-!]

Unhand me, woman! I am no meagre tome, fit for for the perusal of any who might manage to get their sweaty paws on me!

[1week_wizard]

... -Nope, not unhanding you.- Now you've just made me curious.

[sealedverses]

[KEEPS STRUGGLING!]

There is a certain saying, about curiosity flaying, impaling, and flattening a feline. I believe you should pay heed to it.

[As if to illustrate his point, tendrils of dark energy whip out of Weiss, forming several shapes: a sword, a lance, and a giant fist.]

[1week_wizard]

There's also a certain saying about knowing your place, as well. Given I am the wizard and you are the grimoire, I do believe that establishes the pecking order.

[sealedverses]

Hah!

[The book vibrates arrogantly.]

With my assistance, even the lowest barbarian would wield the power of an archmage! No mere wizard can claim dominion over me.

[...and yet he's failing to escape her grasp. Huh.]

[1week_wizard]

At this rate you're lucky if I don't just make you into a paperweight.

[sealedverses]

How dare you-!

[Boy he sure wishes Nier was here. The old guy was useful for heavy lifting. :c]

I am the fabled white book, Grimoire Weiss! I am the key to the world's salvation, and a font of nigh-limitless power!

Now, I say again: unhand me, you loathsome wench!

[1week_wizard]

-...-

No. And watch your mouth.