Sep 24, 2010 15:22
-LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S...
A librarian. With her book. Falling rapidly. WHAT WILL YOU DO, RANDOM STRANGER BELOW HER? Will you catch her? Will you let her fall? Do you happen to be aware that Patchouli can fly and think she'll stop herself? (Protip: She won't). Time's a tickin', deary, and she sure is falling fast.
Don't worry. She's not heavy. The book, however...-