RAWR! [hello]
Meow meow murr murr grrr meow RAWR.
Translation:
Hello everyone, I'm Andromeda and this is my first post! Today the hairless apes that keep me prisoners defiled my claws again. I feel defenseless. I swipe my blades about in the air to no avail - it is like Aragorn and his broken sword... I feel incomplete.
One day I will escape their vile torment and reclaim my rightful place as heir to the throne of Felinus. My female would like me to say PEGGING at this time. At least, I think she would, she keeps yelling it and, honestly, it frightens me. I think I'll hide under the male's bed for some indeterminate amount of time (probably until I get hungry).
Translation:
Hello everyone, I'm Andromeda and this is my first post! Today the hairless apes that keep me prisoners defiled my claws again. I feel defenseless. I swipe my blades about in the air to no avail - it is like Aragorn and his broken sword... I feel incomplete.
One day I will escape their vile torment and reclaim my rightful place as heir to the throne of Felinus. My female would like me to say PEGGING at this time. At least, I think she would, she keeps yelling it and, honestly, it frightens me. I think I'll hide under the male's bed for some indeterminate amount of time (probably until I get hungry).