MEOW
Murr
Translation:
[ I have spent the last several weeks enhancing my reflexes and training my sprint times. I have found the most effective method for this is to interact with the humans in a manner such that they think we're playing a game. The humans take these elastic circlets that the female oft places in her hair and they toss them into the hallway. Immediately following, I chase them and return them. In an effort to annoy the humans and make them doubt my intelligence, I periodically return them to the wrong location.
I also pissed off the male human by attempting to copulate with his generic breakfast food bag this morning. ]
Translation:
[ I have spent the last several weeks enhancing my reflexes and training my sprint times. I have found the most effective method for this is to interact with the humans in a manner such that they think we're playing a game. The humans take these elastic circlets that the female oft places in her hair and they toss them into the hallway. Immediately following, I chase them and return them. In an effort to annoy the humans and make them doubt my intelligence, I periodically return them to the wrong location.
I also pissed off the male human by attempting to copulate with his generic breakfast food bag this morning. ]