I believe, due to the
proliferation of inanimate objects suddenly coming to life today, that I have
not played any kind of joke on you, Lord Lucifer.
And by the way, that was an exaggerated amount of blood needed to dissipate the effect of your ward.
And I dissuade anyone from coming to the library if they want a bit of quiet. The books are all talking. And reading themselves aloud. At the same time. All of them..
I have relocated the computer to the relative peace of my quarters.