May 04, 2005 01:03
Three kids are in school......A Mexican, a White, and a Black. The Teacher tells them to make a sentence with liver and cheese.
White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese. And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."
Mexican kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress. So I told the Cabrones, "Hey!!! Liver alone. Cheese my sister!"