ROUND ONE: Unfilled and Overflow

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ROUND ONE
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FILL: University AU (4b/?)

[anonymous]

Raven bit on the end of her pen as she looked her list over. Maybe when two boring people get together their boringness will get cancelled or whatever it was that happened to two negative numbers once you add them up. But okay, these two men are not really boring, they just get… engrossed in their boring interests. Raven pushed her list away after staring at it for five minutes and began a new one.

Why I think Charles will like Dr. Lehnsherr:
- Dr. Lehnsherr is a Jew.
- Dr. Lehnsherr has a hot body and a very firm ass.
- Dr. Lehnsherr is quite handsome. More handsome than John-Jimmy-James who’s a vain little prick anyway.
- Dr. Lehnsherr likes digging up old books, magazines, and newspapers.
- Dr. Lehnsherr can probably read Walter Benjamin in the original German, which will probably make Charles cream his pants.

This list seems more reasonable than the first one, Raven thought, so she began another list.

Why I think Dr. Lehnsherr will like Charles
- Charles is good-looking. Of course he's good-looking, he’s my brother and ugly doesn't run in our genes.
- Charles can probably understand most of the things Dr. Lehnsherr is always prattling on about. Their future relationship can be a great meeting of the minds or whatever.
- Charles is a slutty drunk. Or he once was.
- Charles will probably make a good housewife. He can’t cook to save his life even if he spends the rest of his life watching Gordon Ramsay and he can’t drive their future kids to soccer practice, but he’s very particular with the way the floors are scrubbed and the books are arranged on the shelves.

Raven set her pen down and mentally patted herself in the back. Now, the only problem is separating Charles from his books and getting him to meet Dr. Lehnsherr. When they finally meet, it would probably be first love and disgusting as it is, they would probably make out in the semi-privacy of Dr. Lehnsherr’s book-filled cubicle.

But somehow, Raven doubted that.

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Re: FILL: University AU (4b/?)

[anonymous]

Ugh, a mistake. The second to the last paragraph should read:

Raven set her pen down and mentally patted herself in the back. Now, the only problem is separating Charles from his books and getting him to meet Dr. Lehnsherr. When they finally meet, it would probably be love at first sight and disgusting as it is, they would probably make out in the semi-privacy of Dr. Lehnsherr’s book-filled cubicle.

But somehow, Raven doubted that.

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Sorry!

Re: FILL: University AU (4b/?)

[anonymous]

Raven's lists are hilarious! I agree with everything she said except that I think they will totally make out in the semi-privacy of Erik's book-filled cubicle. :DDDDDD

Re: FILL: University AU (4b/?)

[keio]

Dr. Lehnsherr can probably read Walter Benjamin in the original German, which will probably make Charles cream his pants.

Yeah, you know what, not if I beat him to it. AND MARJORIE PERLOFF HAHAHA SWEET! I loove your matchmaker Raven very much! Good going, great research, and impeccable taste, old girl.

Author!Anon

[anonymous]

Marjorie Perloff is all sorts of awesome. I love her so much, omg. Matchmaker Raven is happy you love her! :D